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Keyburrito
In brief[edit]
Awesome. Yup.
History[edit]
He was one day wandering the interbutts, and then came across this one movie that was so random, and he laughed so damn hard. Then he saw more of these videos. Then he made his own.
First poop seen[edit]
The Best Zelda Game Ever: Part 1 of 3
First poop made[edit]
KOOPAS CONEY ISLAND DISCO PALACE
Style[edit]
Poopishly poopful.
Preferred Sources[edit]
Preferred Methods[edit]
- Sentance Mashing
- Sexual Innuendo
- Raving, but only occasionally
Prefered Tech[edit]
He PERFERS Vegas, but is stuck with that goddamn WWM.
Likes[edit]
- Bacon
- Funny YTP
- The Legend of Zelda Series
- Mario
- Sonic
- Pizza
- Tacos
- Burritos
- Keys
- VG Music
- Tails
- Boo
- Things that he can state in one word.
- Halo
- Family Guy (YES YOU HEARD HIM RIGHT)
- Turtles....okay, I'm kidding.
- MUDKIPZ LOLZ
- Pokehmahns
- Paper Mario, a series that isn't a rip-off of the franchise. Just like how SUPER MARIO RPG FOR THE SUPER FREAKIN NES WASN'T A RIP OFF OF MARIO. Fucking haters...
- To hate fucking haters.
- Runescape (not really, but to a degree, he guesses)
- Cussing (and if you dislike it, then fuck you)
Dislikes[edit]
- Mama Luigi(but still uses her...go figure)
- Boring YTPs
- AMVs
- Naruto
- Naruto Fangirl
- All other Fangirls
- People who send me Viagra advertisments
- people who forget where the shift and peirod keys are lol
- ppl wo cant spel write
- People who hate Runescape
- PEOPLE WHO HATE FAMILY GUY! IT'S FUNNIER THAN EVERY EPISODE IN THE 6TH SEASON OF THE SIMPSONS!
- People who hate stuff that I like.
- Not being able to use Sony Vegas.
- Your face.
- Click here to find out who else he hates
- People who hate a whole lot of stuff
- Emo faggots who think that Mama Luigi and CD-i have been fucked dry (as long as there is creativity in this world, there will be new ideas for poop)
- People who use Sonic as a whipping boy just because they're trying to cling onto the slipping threads of the 16-bit era, and era notorious for completly pointless games
- Really long lists
- Writing in the third person
- Irony
Reception[edit]
People are usually confused at first, but then catch on.
Criticism[edit]
HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE BEATBOXES LIKE THE ELECTRIC CHEESE DOES! >_<
Achievements[edit]
Being a noob at Youtube Poop, and...well, that's it.
Associates[edit]
Associates means friends. I hope you knew that.
In Real Life[edit]
Quite a few people.
Online[edit]
elitebeatagent
Influences[edit]
The Electric Cheese, DukeOfFortuneMan, and the other founding fathers.
Fans[edit]
Poop Listing[edit]
- KOOPAS CONEY ISLAND DISCO PALACE
- OOGTAR CONFESSES HIS HOMOSEXUALITY
- HEY, WHO'S TELLING THIS STORY?!
- MAMA LUIGI GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS (and then he kills them)
- KNOW YOSHEE, CUM BAK!
Other Information[edit]
He's got a lot of this.
Trivia[edit]
- He could kick your ass in a nerdiness contest.
- You could kick his ass in a Halo 2 AND Halo CE contest.
- There would be fair competition in a Soul Calibur contest.
- Keyburrito is a corruption of how 'keyblade' is pronounced in Japanese.
- He hardly EVER puts up a new video on YouTube.
