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Wizardheimer

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Mah Boi! WIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZINHHHHHIIIIMMMER!

An eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house for no apparrent reason. He has a bob-omb fetish, and enjoys laughing maniacally and turning people into eggs. Often called an eggface, He once tried to take over the Youtube poop world after he killed the retarded Goofy with a seizure spell. He despises people who get his name wrong, and that's the reason why he exploded of anger during the epic battle.

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Wizardheimer loses IQ everytime he laughs

Names

  • Wisaker
  • Wisenheimer
  • Wizenwiseguy
  • Altzheimer
  • Whysenwathever


Quotes

  • "Thats Wizardheimer! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEzardheimer!"
  • "Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house!"
  • "Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard"
  • "What do you want you prehistoric punk!"
  • "Take this, lizard lips!"
  • "My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!"
  • "YOU ARE!"
  • "Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!"

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