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Robotnik's Emporium
Robotnik's Emporium is a business run by none other than the notorious and Fat Robotnik. Robotnik's Emporium was mainly established to ship and develop bombs, but has also been known to ship firecrackers, instruction books, and buckets of chicken. The motto of Robotnik's Emporium is "Devastation, destruction and demolition." This is used to mislead one into thinking that Robotnik is a villain, but it is common knowledge that he helps nice people. The Robotnik Express also stops there regularly, occasionally demoshiling the place and creating a massive explosion. When it's not in shambles however, the place is quite lovely and has some excellent interior design. Business hours are 12:00 P.M. through 12:03 P.M. Tuesdays, 8:42 A.M. through 10:26 Thursdays and Saturdays, open all day Wednesdays, closed for the third friday of every year, and hours change simultaneously during the month of February.
Around 1998, Robotnik considered using the Coney Island Disco Palace as the emporium's headquarters. Robotnik later abandoned plans of moving, due to a dramatically small number of KFCs in the area. Now Robotnik's emporium is severely damaged due to King Koopa accidentally bombing it instead of its next-door neighbor, Kingdom Cum
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