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Vegeta

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It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta is a char form the dbz anime and is the Prince of his kind,though because of his father is dead,he should be the King of all saiyans,he aslo likes to say "It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!" most of the time.

Story

Vegeta first came to earth with his Bum buddy Nappa, after his other bum Raditz was killed by Kakarot and his friends. After a year in space they got to Earth and started to look for him. After a while they found them and started to beat them up. After some more time they got bored and waited for Kakarot to come. Kakarot came and defeat both of them and Vegeta then fleed the planet. He would return to Kakarot and his friends to help them fight Frieza, but he was killed. After his resurrection, Vegeta then lived on earth and help the protagonists when evil was around. Vegeta is not just a powerful warrior, he is also a rapist. Vegeta's future son Trunks came to the present time to tell them about some androids which would be made in three years time. Three years came and passed and the androids came. The first androids got kicked by Vegeta and Piccolo, but the second two would prove to be more formidable.Eventually, an organic android named Cell, who then became perfect. Cell then was killed by Kakarot's Son thanks to Vegeta distracting him with a blast. Long story short, he always wanted to become stronger than Kakarot but always drew the short straw. He got beat up and killed most of the time, and then became friends with Kakarot at the end of the series.

Rape Case

Following the death of Cell, Vegeta's son from the future, Trunks, was about to go back to his time, but Vegeta wanted to show Trunks something inside. The two went into the house and Vegeta raped Trunks. Long story short, Vegeta fucks Trunks very hard, initially teaching him a new "Big Bang Attack". When they came out, they said that they were training.

Likes

  • Akuma.
  • Ryu.
  • Kakarot
  • Cervantes De Leon
  • Saying "It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!.
  • Trunks.

Dislikes

Trvia

  • Is name after a Food.
  • Has two different versions of his Big Bang Attack (see Rape Case above).
  • Can be dumb sometimes.

Quotes

  • IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!
  • THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!!
  • Let's Play.
  • You Understannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd?!
  • This is ridiculous...I'm a WARRIOR! Not a variety of flower!
  • Excuse me Mr Hotpants.
  • Now I see why you have no desire to fuck me on the hunt!
  • Ahahahahaha! Guess what, Kakarot? I'm having you for lunch
  • Bulma, Trunks, I do this for you...and yes, even for you, Kakarot!
  • No!
  • I will never fuse with you Kakarot!
  • What....!
  • Big Bang Attack!!!!
  • Final FLASH!!!!!!!
  • Do It Now!
  • Kakarot!!!!
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Finish it now,Kakarot!!!!!!