Richard Nixon

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Richard Nixon was the 37th President of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the President of the United States.

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An actor playing Richard Nixon.

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Despite not liking the reds, Nixon sometimes looked rather pink.

History

We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy.

Quotes

Richard Nixon FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN.

Richard Nixon In the old days people knew how to hold power

Richard Nixon I'm saying that when the President does it, that means it's not illegal

Richard Nixon I am not a crook.

Richard Nixon China.

Richard Nixon Russians.

Richard Nixon Kahn.

Richard Nixon Somebody's breaking in!

Richard Nixon Any last words Mr. President?

Richard Nixon Damn hippies

Richard Nixon Boom goes the explosion

Richard Nixon Ray Gun!

Richard Nixon The last six Roman emperors were fags.

Richard Nixon But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for RedBook!

Likes

• Falling for hours.
• His supporters.
• Henry Kissinger
• Gerald Ford
• His beloved Cocker Spaniel, Checkers

Dislikes

• Neji
• Looking at another man's gizmo.
• The Kennedys
• The press

Trivia

• Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of GameCubeHero.
• He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what numbskulls they are.
• His nickname was "Tricky Dick" back when he was president.
  • His nickname is the dirtiest non-porn nickname in history.
    • Strangely enough, one of the guys who kept the Watergate scandal alive was W. Mark Felt, the FBI's #2, nicknamed "Deep Throat" after a porno.
• Like Joseph Stalin and John F. Kennedy, he was also mentioned in Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (twice, in fact).
• Believe it or not, he was a Quaker.
• By the year 3000, his head will be revived and placed in a jar for posterity.
  • In that time, he will be a president once again due to a loophole in the U.S. system.
• Won the 2016 Youchew Halloween Election, beating rivals Chew Trump, JFK, and the Hulk.