Jizz In My Pants

This article is about a Media Source, which is remixed to create a YouTube Poop.

Description

Jizz In My Pants is a humourous song by The Lonely Island that debuted as a Digital Short on Saturday Night Live. It chronicles two perverted men who jizz in their pants at inappropriate times. Lovely.

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Media Information

• Music Video
• Performed by The Lonely Island, which is a comedy group.

Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

• Jorma Taccone
• Andy Samberg
• Akiva Schaffer
• Molly Sims
• Jamie Lyn Sigler
• Justin Timberlake as the Janitor

Usage

Like Meet the Spy, when it was a new poop source, dozens of poops were made using it. However, after a while poops began to slowly phase out.

First Used In A Poop By

wingebag, EJACULATE ON MY TROUSERS

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Often Used By

• cs188

Sometimes Used By

• YTPHaruko
• Gallers

Further Information

• Doc Louis once told Little Mac that he could chill Soda Popinski's soda with his uppercock, and then watch it jizz... in his pants!!

Main Source For Poopers

Youtube

Lyrics

Kirby likes hearing this song, even though he can't jizz at all.

Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.

Lock eyes from across the room

down my drink while the rhythms boom

take your hand and skip the names

no need here for the silly games

make our way through the smoke and crowd

the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

move in close as the lasers fly

our bodies touch and the angels cry

leave this place go back to yours

our lips first touch outside your doors

a whole night what we've got in store

whisper in my ear that you want some more

and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word

I want to apologize, that's just absurd,

mainly your fault from the way that you dance

and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut

plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery

do things alone now mostly

left me heart broken not lookin' for love

surprised in my eyes when I looked above

the check out counter and I saw a face

my heart stood still, so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

but the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me, that's when she said it

looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,

but we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3

and now I'm posed in an awkward stance

because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot

plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film

As I recall, it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA) Speeding down the street when the red lights flash,

Need to get away, need to make a dash,

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day, my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(JORMA) Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA) I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I went to (is interrupted)

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

O.K., seriously you guys can we...okay(?)...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME

YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY

Cuz I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

Yes I JIZZ..IN..MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.