Rainbow Dash

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Rainbow Dash was the best pony character. That was, until Pinkie Pie turned her into a cupcake.

Description

The weather patrolgirl, she was an awesome pegasus pony who was even better at weather than Derpy. Raised in the sky, she became an orphan at the age of 4. She got a cutie mark at the age of 10, so...yeah.

Quotes

• "Hey. I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat."
• "And just what are the Elements of Harmony? And how did you know about Nightmare Moon, huh? Are you a spy?"
• "Aw, yeah!"
• "Nopony knows! You know why? Because everypony who's ever come in...has never...come...OUT!"
• "You...thank you for the offer, I mean. But I'm afraid I have to say no."

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Rainbow defines the greatest talk ever.

• "Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome."
• "See? I'd never leave my friends hanging!"
• "I hate losing..."
• "It needs to be about 20% cooler."
• "My life is ruined!"
• "I'm so glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips!"
• "Hey, now wait a minute! Just because I don't have a pet now doesn't mean I never want a pet!"
• "I hate to admit it to myself and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but... I love this story, I... I... Love reading! (Dramatic sound) I'm an egghead."
• "I still say you're nutty, but hey, I've done lots of nutty things."
• "Wishing you a happy birthday Hub; from the bottom of my heart!"
• "PUNCH HOLES IN THE SKY!"
• "I-I don't even like cake!"

Trivia

• She can clear the skies in ten seconds flat.
• She does not know about the Elements of Harmony.
• She is an egghead for reading.
• She hates losing.
• Her life is ruined.
• She wishes The Hub a happy birthday...
• ...And she does not like cake.
• Is Pinkie Pie's BEST FRIEND...
  • However this was proven wrong when Pinkie made her a cupcake.
• After FIM premiered, she actually went on a killing spree, apparently destroying Discord and Yoshi.
  • In fact thats how Yoshi actually died in WalrusGuy's last YouTube Poop instead of being killed by Link.
• Is better than you.
• She is a tomboy.
• She is behind the destruction of Six Flags New Orleans. We told you Hurricane Katrina did not destroy it.
• She also recently destroyed Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom!
• Along with Pinkie Pie, she had a form before Friendship is Magic. To expose this:
• She actually had fondness of the word "darling". That is stupid.