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Simon Belmont Painting

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In Brief

I'm a man of many tastes and interests.

First Poop Watched

I believe it was "A Clockwork Yellow" by ophios back in Summer 2008-ish.

First Poop

I made a couple on occasion in the last couple of years, none have ever been uploaded, and most have been deleted. Nothing even worth watching, really. First one I felt was good enough to upload was "The Only Road Rovers Poop Ever Made" back in May 2011. My style has improved greatly since then. Watch at your own risk:

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Preferred Sources

  • The Hardy boys
  • Music Videos
  • SWAT Kats
  • Old cartoons with commercials
  • Any of the DiC game cartoons from the '90s.

Preferred FX

  • Sentence Mixing
  • Stutter
  • Ear rape
  • Negative
  • Reverse
  • Repeat

Preferred Editor

  • Adobe Premiere Pro CS3 (since July 18, 2011).

List of Poops

  • The Only Road Rovers Poop Ever Made
  • Youtube Poop-Cyndi Lauper Fucks a Nazi
  • YTP-My Personal Private M.D. (later spun off into a Tennis round w/ Linux).
  • Youtube Poop-Bart Baker Jerks Off to His Dad (my most-viewed poop to date)
  • Youtube Poop-K.L.I.P.
  • YTP-Quiet Riot Gets Horny and Dies
  • YTP-Pongo Contacts the Center for Disease Control to Get His Groove Back
  • YTP-This Video is Banned in Germany (uses clips from "K.L.I.P" and "Pongo Contacts the...." poops, plus some new material).
  • YTP-Frarf Day
  • Youtube Poop-I'M AN EGGPLANT
  • YTP-A.S.S.
  • YTP-Captain N is Racist
  • YTP-RULE NUMBER ONE OF AVIATION
  • YTP-MY ASH IS HUNRY
  • Youtube Poop-Tammy Treehugger Puts a Coconut in Her Treehugger (my favorite poop so far).
  • The Hardy Boys Shit On Top of a Ferris Wheel (Premiere Test)
  • Santa Claus Has Dinner With His Penis
  • Mario Draws a Noodle
  • Mario Has Gay Sex With an Apple
  • Simon Belmont Comes Out (actually an earlier poop that I never bothered to upload 'til now)
  • Jason Derulo Perishes in a Fire
  • Katy Perry Has an Epiphany
  • Colleen Rhymes Orange with Faggot
  • Exile Jingles All the Balls
  • Chubby Divides by Tampon
  • Hammerman Plays The Legend of Zelda
  • The Desert Queer
  • Sabrina Plays the Taco
  • iLose My Virginity
  • Eric Osborne Faps in Hell
  • Ant's a Marshmallow Pussy
  • Someone Like You (AKA "The Hardy Boys Use KY Jelly")
  • Adam Levine Has Sex With Old-School Radios
  • The Rhythm Boys Watch Birds Fuck
  • Foster the Furfags
  • Ke$ha is Dropped on Los Angeles
  • Stutter
  • I Made a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Poop
  • Adventures of TinTin: Cock in Stock
  • Mario's Quest for Great Danes
  • Seymour Smoke is a Drug Addict
  • Dr. Rabbit's Denny's Adventure
  • Gogo Moron-Busters Go!
  • The SWAT Kats Take a Ride on the Love Train
  • eyem meen (troll video for autumnithink, who kept forcing me into a tennis match with him)
  • Super Soup Show
  • Magic's Jarrapreserves
  • When Strikes Simplistic Manipulation of Audio/Video Material For Comedic Effect
  • Motown Philler
  • All Dem Girls Must Got Yo' Gas

Tennis Matches

Tennis Match with LinuxFP

An unorthodox round because the Serve didn't count as Round 1.

  • Serve: My Personal Private M.D.
  • Round 2: YTP Tennis- LOL and Let LOL
  • Round 4: YTP Tennis- Fapping Circles
  • Round 6. YTP Tennis -My Little Penis

Linux's rounds:

  • Round 1: [Tennis] My Personal Poop
  • Round 3: [Tennis] EARRAPE and Let LOL
  • Round 5: [Tennis] Stoner Circles

Tennis Match With Awesome

  • Serve: Youtube Poop-Tammy Treehugger Puts a Coconut in Her Treehugger
  • Round 3: Tennis-Mario Draws a Noodle
  • Round 5: Tennis-Mario Has Gay Sex With an Apple

-Awesome's Rounds:

  • Round 2: The Super Mario Brothers Go To C Her Treehamburger
  • Round 4: Robotnik Gets Information From Mario & Luigi
  • Round 6: Sonic Then Falls In Love With Mario

Tennis Match with SashicX

  • Serve/Round 1: Adam Levin Has Sex With Old-School Radios
  • Round 3: Cubot Discovers His Inner Whore
  • Round 5: Mario & Lana's Excellent Adventures

-SashicX's Rounds:

  • Round 2: Cubot discovers science
  • Round 4: Mario's fucked up adventure
  • Round 6: Donkey Kong doesn't know where he is

Tennis Match with Torstein

  • Serve: The great Return of Doctor Faustus of Calico Skies
  • Round 3: Dick McSlick swims in pneumonic flies
  • Round 5:Fuck McDuck Licks Hairy Buttcheeks

My rounds:

  • Round 2: Return of the Pneumatic Skies
  • Round 4: Dick McSlick Screws a Road Rover+Tennis Addendumb
  • Round 6: (Coming whenever Episode 3 comes out).

YTPMV

  • Palm Leaf Poop
  • Black and White Skunk
  • Blow Paul Whiteman's Whistle
  • 4-Note YTPMV

Collabs I've Participated In

As you can see, I'm a collab whore. Here's a list of the collabs I participate in/have participated in.

  • Poop Orgy-Papa Gonzales (Done)
  • TV Show/Movie Intro Collab-cantflyman/MountainDewMaNN (Done)
  • Innovation in Simplicity-Smonge (Done)
  • Black Comedy Colllab-DiscoGlacier (I have no clue what happened to it)
  • Megapoop Collab- TheRaz0rEdge (I guess it failed or something)
  • No-Reverse Collab- CaptainStringCheese (Failed, I think)
  • Harry Potter and the Combusken's Collab-Combuskenisawesome
  • The Sabrina Collab-Stuart K. Reilly
  • 1-2 Frame Collab-CorruptionSound
  • Dr. Rabbit Revival-Stuart K. Reilly
  • Simplicity 2.0 collab-chemistryguy

Collabs I've Organized

  • The MiniPoop Collab (Done)
  • Music Video Collab (Done)
  • Hardy Boys Collab
  • Sonic SatAM Collab
  • SMBSS/Cap'n Lou Collab

Trivia

None