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Simon Belmont Painting

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User.jpg  This article is about Simon Belmont Painting, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.

I prefer to be know by FingerBlast69, MRLOL785, or John.

In Brief

I wear boxers. I'm a man of many tastes and interests.

First Poop Watched

I believe it was "A Clockwork Yellow" by ophios back in Summer 2008-ish.

First Poop

I made a couple on occasion in the last couple of years, none have ever been uploaded, and most have been deleted. Nothing even worth watching, really. First one I felt was good enough to upload was "The Only Road Rovers Poop Ever Made" back in May 2011. My style has improved greatly since then. Watch at your own risk:

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Preferred Sources

  • The Hardy Boys cartoon from the '60s. Extremely shitty, and very trippy.
  • Captain N: The Game Master.

Preferred FX

  • Sentence Mixing
  • Stutter
  • Ear rape
  • Negative
  • Reverse
  • Repeat

Preferred Editor

  • iMovie 09. I also use HD and FCP on occasion.

List of Poops

  • The Only Road Rovers Poop Ever Made
  • Youtube Poop-Cyndi Lauper Fucks a Nazi
  • YTP-My Personal Private M.D. (later spun off into a Tennis round w/ Linux).
  • Youtube Poop-Bart Baker Jerks Off to His Dad (my most-viewed poop to date)
  • Youtube Poop-K.L.I.P.
  • YTP-Quiet Riot Gets Horny and Dies
  • YTP-Pongo Contacts the Center for Disease Control to Get His Groove Back
  • YTP-This Video is Banned in Germany (uses clips from "K.L.I.P" and "Pongo Contacts the...." poops, plus some new material).
  • YTP-Frarf Day
  • Youtube Poop-I'M AN EGGPLANT
  • YTP-A.S.S.
  • YTP-Captain N is Racist
  • YTP-RULE NUMBER ONE OF AVIATION
  • YTP-MY ASH IS HUNRY
  • Youtube Poop-Tammy Treehugger Puts a Coconut in Her Land of Wonders (my favorite poop so far).

Trivia

  • I own a large collection of vintage Hardy Boys books, with about $400 worth of them.
  • I prefer to use unorthodox sources rather than dead ones.