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Peter Griffin
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Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk who lives in a fictional town called Quoahog. He is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another. He also knows a lot of celebrities such as: Gene Simmons, O.J Simpson, Jesus Christ, etc. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much. He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character if FOX was not so greedy.
Likes
- His friends, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe
- A majority of his family
- Beer
- TV
Jobs He Took
- Toymaker
- Fisherman
- Salesman
- Casheer at Burger King
- President of a tobacco company
- Owner of a restuaunt
- The list just goes on.
Trivia
- He recently graduated from the 4th grade.
- Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses.
- The doctors found bacon bits in his blood.
- He once turned the den into Peewee's Playhouse.
- He was born in Mexico.
- He is a descendant of Moses, Abraham Lincoln and a black guy.
Quotes
- "What the hell?!"
- "I am not your dad! I am Electric man!!"
- "Don't point at me, you jackass!"
- "Eh, squizy! Babba-no-boop-bee?"
- "Oh my god! I'm black!"
