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Tekken

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Tekken in real life.

Description

A fighting game series by Namco revolving around the "King of the Iron Fist" tournament. Also remains one of the most popular fighters around, unless you're the victim of a button-mashing opponent, or Tomonobu Itagaki. Some characters from Tekken appeared in the crossover RPG, Namco X Capcom. Yoshimitsu and Heihachi also appear as fighters in certain Soulcalibur games. In recent years, it has been prone to a few remakes with new characters and tweaked gameplay, much like one other popular fighting game.

Media Infomation

Video game

Made by

Namco

Country of Origin

Japan

Dates

1994-present

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Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Marshall Law - Bruce Lee knock-off and the fighting chef.
  • Forrest Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in Tekken 3 and then vanished off the face of the Earth.
  • Yoshimitsu - A ninja who enters the tournament to steal its funds. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and most of the Soulcalibur games.
  • Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all Tekkens to date.
  • Lei Wulong - Jackie Chan knock-off. Also a cop.
  • Heihachi Mishima - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all Tekken games.
  • Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. He is a prick.
  • King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. If you count them as the same, though, a "King" has been in every game.
  • Asuka Kazama - Jin's sister cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion.
  • Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with Tekken 3. He has a badass hoodie.
  • Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every Tekken.
  • Armour King - King's rival and leader of his tribe.
  • Steve Fox - Polite British boxer.
  • Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson. The button-masher's wet dream.
  • Christie Monteiro - The granddaughter of Eddy's master. She has also caused straight women to go lesbian.
  • Ganryu - He's the worst sumo wrestler ever. Yet when he retired, he decided to open up his own sumo school. Also, he likes masturbating in public.
  • Sergei Dragunov - ...
  • Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
  • Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
  • Lili - The 16-year-old bitch with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl.
  • Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a Naruto character.
  • Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.

And a lot of others I either don't care for or forgot. And I mean it when I say "a lot".

Usage

First Used in a Poop by

Often Used by

Sometimes Used by

Disliked by

  • Tomonobu Itagaki (creator of Dead or Alive and producer for Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword) (claims that "Tekken sucks")

Further information

Trivia

  • It sounds like "chicken"!

Main Source for Poopers

Websites