Shadow the Hedgehog

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BOO!

WHO THE F*** IS HE!

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, Fuckles, retarded fangirls, Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIEK MUDKIPS?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!

Reception

Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their disgusting fan characters with him.

Quotes

Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!

Shadow the Hedgehog You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me

Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog

Shadow the Hedgehog Where's that DAMN! fourth Chaos Emerald?

Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye, doctor

Shadow the Hedgehog Not you again

Shadow the Hedgehog You scum! You're going down!

Shadow the Hedgehog Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!

Shadow the Hedgehog MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shadow the Hedgehog Damn, Not here

Shadow the Hedgehog Damn it

Shadow the Hedgehog Chaos Spear

Shadow the Hedgehog Leave them it's better

Shadow the Hedgehog You fixed yourself a certain mission, You must survive to accomplish it someday

Shadow the Hedgehog Good if you don't

Shadow the Hedgehog She did not belong to the past, She continued to look toward the future

Shadow the Hedgehog I hear you and it's whenever you want!

Shadow the Hedgehog We really do look alike. It's uncanny

Shadow the Hedgehog You traitor!

Shadow the Hedgehog As you wish

Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS...BLAST!

Shadow the Hedgehog Yes, but that alone is insufficient.

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SEPHIROTH!!!.

Likes

• Firearms.
• Katanas
• Bikes.
• Torturing Sonic
• Saying DAMN.

Dislikes

• Everything except firearms and katanas.
• Black Doom.
• Eggman.
• Leon.
• Neji.
• Sonic the hedgehog

Trivia

• His father is an evil alien leader.
• He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
• He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
• His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, Something Robothead could not do his whole life.
• Doesn't think that Broly is the Ultimate Life Form.
• He Keeps losing his iPod.
• Likes kicking White Hedgehog in the head.
• Like his some-what hedgehog brothers or something shit like that, Shadow can go super with the power of the Super AIDS to gain more powerful (Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
• He has a severe case of paranoia.