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Engineer

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The Engineer warning you about his heavy caliber sentry.
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The Engineer solving his practical problems.

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The Engineer, or Engineer for short, is one of the people in Team Fortress 2 that is straight. He went to the University of Texas with Dave Grohl to learn how to solve practical problems. He can build gun, more gun, teleporters, dispensers, and destroy them. He also assisted in building Dave Grohl's time machine. He may be able to stop Mama Luigi's reign of terror, but is too busy solving practical problems.

Cultural Heritage: America, Texas

Arsenal

  • Shotgun: His pa's ol' huntin' weapon.
  • Pistol: His pa's ol' huntin...sidearm...
  • Wrench: His pa's ol' huntin' wrench This wrench is gifted with the ability to repair and upgrade machinery by simply whacking at them. Amazing! The same does not apply to humans, of course.
  • PDA: Allows him to prepare or destroy his buildings. No, his pa never used it for hunting.

Quotes

  • Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
  • I solve practical problems.
  • How am I gonna stop a big mean mother-hupper from tearing me a structurally superfluous new beehive? The answer is a gun.
  • If that don't work, use more gun!
  • And you best hope... not pointed at you.
  • SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY
  • ERECTIN' A DISPENSER
  • Look buddy, I point my penis at my mother's structurally superb behind.

Trivia