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Halo

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Halo was originally released for the Xbox. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.


Characters

Asster Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.

The Covenant - Invaders, possibly from space.

The Flood - Another group of Space Invaders.

Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo.

The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but in a religious alien sense.

Death of Master Chief

Master Chief was killed by Fox McCloud, who thought that Halo sucked. Only gay Xtards showed-up at his funeral. The rest of the world threw parades, and Queen Elizabeth II knighted Fox for his honourable defeat of Asster Chief.