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Santa Mario
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This article is filed under Characters.Santa Mario is a form of Mario who appeared in the Super Mario World episode "The Night Before Cave Christmas". He looks identical to Mario except that he wears a Santa's hat and a fake beard. Santa Mario also likes having buttsecks with Yoshi, but he can become angry if Yoshi doesn't pust hard enough. Santa Mario also has an evil laugh. Luigi once told Santa Mario not to wear his outfit in Brooklyn, causing him to go there naked.
Trivia
- Is fat.
- Likes having sex with Yoshi.
- Made Oogtar promise to be a good, gay boy for the rest of his life. Oogtar kept the promise.
- Hates Koopa, whom he considers a contemptible corpuscle.
- He won't go on a diet.
- Wikipedia claims that Santa Mario is a real form of Mario.
- Was a bambino... er, um, a boy himself once.
