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Gordon Freeman
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Gordon Freeman is the VERY Smart Protagonist in The Video Game Series Half Life.
The HIV suit
The HIV suit is Mama Luigi's ultimate weapon, it is a suit that spreads aids and deflects lolz.
Only few have been able to destroy the HIV suit, uincluding Fat Mario and the Heavy Weapons Guy, both of which were killed shortly afterwards.
His crowbar
Gordon first finds his crowbar in Hyrule during the Black Mesa incident. Apparently Gordon used it to kill A fatass alien called the Heavy Weapons Guy
Trivia
- He killed Heavy
- He's Smart
- He blew up a casserole
- His friend Barney owes him a beer
- He killed Barney
- Once Killed Gay Luigi
Liked By
- Half Life Fans
- Everyone
Disliked By
- Fags
- Master Chief
