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Vorhias
In brief
A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.
History
Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. Robotnik.
The UNTOLD/FAKE History
Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name "Jeff." Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503's flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn't even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.
First poop seen
WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE
First poop made
| eDyaa1lWTd0|250}} Vorhias's first Youtube Poop. |
Style
It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc.
Vorhias has a few trademarks that he's incorporated into many of his poops.
- A Star/Comet/Some Glowy Thing flies across the screen at somewhat inappropriate moments. Normally part of the "Fairy Dust" video effect in iMovie.
- Mutating an image with bump or pinch effects so a person speaking has an enormous head or a tiny mouth, etc.
- Extensive use of original music of his own creation.
- A clip of real-life former bandmates Josh Jensen and Taylor Keefe staging a punch, usually with original music or added-on sound effects in the background.
- A clip of a faux nuclear explosion taken from a graphic arts website.
- Using as obscure clips as possible. Vorhias has been known to show great disdain for most fads in YouTube poop.
Prefered Tech
Reception
Criticism
- There was a very brief altercation between him and ApolloBoy against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, Billo Wants To Get Silly was meant as an attack on Bill O'Reilly. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.
The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, Billo Have Bad Grammar, to the user.
Achievements
- The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use Kids In The Hall in a YouTube Poop.
- The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use Read A Book in a YouTube Poop.
- Marijuana-Laced Toast - #55 Top Rated (Today) (Places & Travel), #60 Most Discussed (Today) (Places & Travel), #29 Top Favorites (Today) (Places & Travel), #44 Most Linked (Today) (Places & Travel)
- Jawbone Of An Ass - #67 Top Rated (Today) (Animals & Pets)
- Mylar Balloons! - #37 Most Linked (Today) (Howto & DIY)
- You Are An Egghead - #66 Top Favorites (Today) (Autos & Vehicles)
Influences
Fans
WANT.
Poop Listing (So Far)
- Billo Wants To Get Silly - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
- Humble Pie - The Tick can't pronounce Thrakkorzog's name right, and he thinks he's rude.
- Billo Have Bad Grammar - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
- Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music - Nuff Said.
- YOU'RE A CREEP!!! - For the last time, Freakazoid doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
- WE GOTTA... - Mario suffers from Alzheimers.
- Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music - Nuff Said.
- Marijuana-Laced Toast - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.
- Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music - That's his name. Roy. Not Bully. ROY.
- Mr. Volcano's "Doing" - The King expresses his disdain for Duke Onkeled, and a whole bunch of stuff happens in the meanwhile.
- Billo Sings From The Heart - The #1 Summer Jam!
- Jawbone Of An Ass - Pinky & The Brain suffer an epileptic seizure of words.
- Robotnik For President - The Most Important Election Of Our Lives!!!
- Mylar Balloons! - Quan-Chi is dissatisfied with having to spend the rest of his days cooking with Scorpion.
- Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music - Shouldn't He Be Guarding The Base Or Something?
- Billo Reminds Us What's REALLY Important - Me
- You Are An Egghead! - The First Single from Duke Onkeled.
- Problem Producing Plumbers - Luigi Learns How To Love It.
Musical Pseudonyms
Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:
- Sawtooth - General Techno
- DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
- False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
- Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
- Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
- 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance
- Duke Onkeled - Electropoop Tunes
Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.
ElectroPoop Tunes
Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias' given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)
- Squadalah (We're Off!) (Trip Hop)
- You Are An Egg Head (Big Beat)
- Handsome Volcano Rocks (House)
See Also: YTPMV.
Music Used In Poops
- "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - Billo Wants To Get Silly
- "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - Humble Pie
- "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - Billo Have Bad Grammar
- "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - Billo Have Bad Grammar
- "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
- "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - YOU'RE A CREEP!!!
- "We Are Not Gonna Make It" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music
- "Gypsy Caravan" by 30 Helens Agree - Marijuana-Laced Toast
- "Goodbye Blue Sky" by Pink Floyd - Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
- "Daybreak In Darnassus" by Sawtooth - Mylar Balloons!
- "Illinois" by John Linnell - Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
Trivia
Favorite Poops
- 1. Frogsuit vs. Faucetface by DeeperCutt
- 2. Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease by StegBlob
- 3. Mario & Luigi Travel Through Time Part 1 & Part 2 by WalrusGuy
- 4. Captain Rescue Makes A Bowel Movement by dvariano
- 5. This Is How The World Works by Wikiwow
Likes
- Cult TV Shows
- Atheism
- Anything BBQ'd
- Music In General
- Paul Giamatti
- Bill Hicks
- The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For
Likes In A Poop
- Billo - Specifically Billo being made to look foolish.
- Freakazoid - One of my favorite shows from the 90s.
- Obscure TV Shows
- Super Mario World - Easily more quotable than any other poop material.
- Dr. Robotnik - I take that back. HE'S more quotable.
Dislikes
- Christianity
- AMVs
- Nu-Metal
- Conservatism
- Stupidity
- Most Animes
- Dane Cook
- Carlos Mencia
- YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds
Dislikes In A Poop
- Excessive Ear Rape - Ow. My ears. STOP.
- Ed,Edd n' Eddy - Possibly the most clinically retarded show still on TV.
- Anime - Lame.
- Overuse of Profanity/Sex Jokes - Seriously. One can only think "Only Link can fuck Ganon" is funny so many times before it gets tiresome.
- Bad Editing
- Tidyup - A tiny little loud purple thing...where's the humor in that?
- Chris Crocker - He's gonna get a reality show because of that video. Doesn't anyone else find that fucked up?
- Chadwarden - I'd like to nail him to the wall with Wii controllers while choking him to death with an X-Box 360.
- Dr Rabbit - Why the hell do people think it's so damn funny anyway?
Other Stuff
- Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.
- Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*
