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ArsenioGut
The account Burnie180 has been Closed.
Name: Fred Pohls
Sex: M
Age: 21
Country: United States
Preferred Software: Premiere Pro, Vegas Pro, After Effects, Avidemux
Call me Ishmael.
History
Born and raised in South Florida. Following an extended lurking phase, I opened two accounts: FredMayX2 (2009-2011) and, no lie, XxXeoingTapaarXM265Xx (2011); the former housed horrendous Lazer Collection rips and the latter, an uncouth attempt at creating a MarbleHornets-inspired ARG series.
Prior to 2011, AlvinYTP comprised the entirety of what I knew about the genre until I saw a Blue's Clues poop by AbsoluteBillion. Via the mercy of the site's recommendation algorithm at the time, a FishTitan64 video leapt from the wild into my supple 13-year-old eyeballs.
After that, I was hooked.
Basing myself in the SpingeBill frenzy like every other nihilist, adolescent honky wasn't without its kinks; St. JabberCash of Galilee told me to stop being LinkOnDrugs 2: The Squeakquel, so I did. I, thereafter, made decent shit.
Right now, I'm a student journalist and writer at the Univ. of Florida, an amateur Strat SHREDDER, and a starving artist who eats nothing but vegan chili and murders entire sleeves of kettle-corn Oreos in a matter of minutes.
Likes
- "Machine Gun" by Slowdive whilst eating a Van Holten's Hot Pickle.
- Small talk with gas station employees.
Dislikes
- AwfulFawfultheFalafe
- Most Pitchfork reviews, but this one in particular.
- The fact that Bôa never took off.
Trivia
- Anarcho-communist. Bite me, M(ar/olyneu)x.
- Vegetarian for the most part.
- I can play "Jenny / 867-5309" on the axe.
