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VolkenM

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


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A photograph of VolkenM, ridiculed by nothing more than a meme.

In brief

One of the last people to arrive on the scene right before the 2007 rush.

History

I was a member of SheezyArt when I first watched I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL, which is widely regarded as BLA BLA BLA. Being a fan of scratch videos since 199wheneveritwasAKACartoonNetworkappearedonthetelly, I certainly enjoyed it, amongst others.

In Autumn 2006 I found a video called DINOSAUR WORLD BROKE (1upclock) posted on Youtube. After watching it, I was literally cracking up - eyes watering, couldn't breathe, the lot. I discovered more videos of the same nature by SuperYoshi, RetroJape, Tetsuo9999 and I think DukeofFortuneMan. I became fascinated with it, seeing it as something to cheer myself up with and whatnot.

I remember talking to mrSimon about the genre. I think he was making Captain Planet Poop (I still have an early version btw) at the time, designing it as a way to pay tribute to the old Cult Toons. Anyway, after a couple or so rounds of what can only be described as 'YTP Quote Tennis' over MSN, he sent me a starter kit of sorts, featuring the best bits of the infamous Mama Luigi episode of Super Mario World, in case I wanted to make something. It was during this moment when I thought to myself 'Yeah, why not?'

So, on 18th December 2006, I submitted my first poop onto Youtube. Titled 'LUIGI'S MAMA IS AN EGGHEAD,' it was more of a poop of The Yoshi Shuffle that Mama Luigi, but regardless poked fun at most people's tastes at the time (to some extent, natch), and tried to make something original out of the latter. So that's how I became Jimmy Carr.

Yeah.

First poop seen

I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL

First poop made

LUIGI'S MAMA IS AN EGGHEAD

Style

You know what? I'm not too sure. Sometimes things just pop into my head and I put them on the timeline. Other times I put more effort into them. I also like contradicting, and poking fun at, what's hot in Poop culture, but rather as a sign of respect.

Preferred Sources

  • Cd-i
  • Anything and everything
  • other

Preferred Methods

  • Ear Rape
  • Repetition
  • Seizure

etc. As in, 'anything and everything.'

Dislikes

Commentary in a poop, along with its OWN blue screen of death, pisses me off a little. You know, when Mario says something like 'We gotta we gotta we gotta we gotta' before exploding, and afterwards text appears saying something like '0_o Okay that was weird...' Or when CD-i footage pops up followed by a quick apology. Oh wait I did that FUCK.

Reception

Criticism

This on-off thinking when I make poop means I can come out with the occasional Youtube Shit. In my opinion.

Achievements

Two of my poops made it to the Aug 2007 top 100; #84 and #??. The latter also had a 5-star run for 33 ratings. I think I started the Gay Luigi craze too - I THINK.

Associates

I'm not sure on this one.

In Real Life

NONE. =(

Online

Not sure on this either. =/

Influences

The entire community. To a degree.

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

  • If you sautee scallops in a non-stick pan, they won't stick!
  • THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED FUCKING NON-STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

Links

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