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Unknownartiste1
Name: unknownartiste1
Real Name: Sam
Sex: Female
Country: USA
'Sup, Foo?
unknownartiste1 (AKA UnkArt1, AKA Unknown, AKA Sam, AKA Samantha, AKA Dude lol) is a female YouTube Pooper. Gurl powah! :) She is also one of the most friendliest Poopers.
How Did I End Up Here?
The beginning
Unknown joined YouTube on July 1st, 2010, just to upload an animated music video made with MSPaint. It was only on for about half an hour and was taken down after, due to copyright issues with the audio. Her next shitload of videos were just of music instrumentals and of her brother rapping. As of March, 2011, all her music-related videos are no longer on YouTube and were deleted from her hard drive, never to be seen again.
The dark ages and the many editing softwares Unk tried...
She entered the magical land of Poop after watching a series of 'Spongebob Edited' videos, and eventually finding Youtube Poop: Pride Patties. This got her interested in YouTube Poops, but a Volvic Revive poop inspired her to make one herself. Her first poop, Cum For Breakfast, was shit, and she knew it. The video was uploaded, taken down intentionally, then put back up without the enabling of ratings or comments. She finally enabled them in July, 2011. She was thinking about not making anymore, but sucked up the tears and started finding a better editor online. She only found two editors she tried out (Corel VideoStudio X3 and Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14 as a trial) before finally purchasing Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14 on Christmas, 2010, and they've been together ever since. Thanks to an awesome friend, she finally learned how to get Sony Vegas (10, to be exact, and I knooow what you're thinking. No. Just no.) The ninth episode of Link and the Hyrule Gang will be the first poop she'll make with said software, along with Pinnacle Studio Ultimate 14, since she's used to sentence mixing on there. As far as images go, she used MS Paint up until March 14th, 2011, when she finally switched to GIMP. Why not Photoshop? In the words of a sentence-mixed, singing Link from an episode of Link and the Hyrule Gang, "I don't know and I don't care."
Link and the Hyrule Gang
Link and the Hyrule Gang premiered on YouTube as Incredibly Long-Titled YouTube Poop on March 6th, 2011. It, like about any other CD-i plot poop (or whatever you wanna call 'em,) revolves around the semi-ordinary life of the Zelda CD-i characters. Special guests are kind of usual in this series, but on few episodes, guests from other sources pop up, such as Mario Head (episodes 6, 7, and 8) and Squidward (episodes 3 and 5.) The show was used many times as a test to bring in Poops from unfamiliar sources used by Unknown, like SpingeBill (3rd episode) and Michael Rosen (7th episode.) That idea was really successful, as it got her to like doing Michael Rosen Poops. It has recently started becoming more popular, and was even mentioned in TVTropes' YTP "Crowning Moments of Funny" thingy. No biggie. Anyways... The show is still in production (of course.) During production of Michael Rosen Is Released From School Prison and a very serious and severe round of depression (and a few other crap that she no longer is speaking in public about,) Unknown, worried about dying too soon and wanted the series to go on (which was the one of her worries,) decided that if she cannot continue the series (through either death or if she's bored or something,) the show will be continued through another pooper. Y'all can just decide for yourself.
In the beginning, there wasn't any real reason why she made the show. She was just bored (around here.) Now, through the show, she wants to prove to the Poop community that there is (no time.. Lol jk) still hope for originality in Zelda CD-i poops. Yes, there's others who are doing the same thing, and she adds not-so-original stuff on there (Dinner Blaster, episode 8; Ganon's DIE, episode 5,6; various others,) but... And this is a big but (oops, wrong source,) there is still hope. THERE IS STILL HOOOOPE!!!
Other projects
She has recently started fuckin' around with 'The Michael Rosen Source.' Her very first MR poop, Michael Rosen Escapes From School State Penitentiary To Tell Us A Cool Story, was also the first of her videos to reach over 1,000 views. Welp, enough about that... She has plans to make a full SpongeBob (or I guess, SpingeBill) poop later this year (2011.)
My First-watched Poo. Still Okay...
My First Poo. Aww.
Cum For Breakfast This is the reupload. The poop's original release was on November 27th, 2010.
Check My Style, Yo.
Sentence Mixing with a delicate aroma of various audio/visual effects, image masking, and a hint of cocoa.
Favorite Rape Victims
I'll occasionally make a poop of a different source, but these are the sources I'm usually making poops of.
- Zelda CD-i (if I'm making a LatHG episode.)
- Michael Rosen (expect more and more of this...)
What I plan to make poops of:
- SpongeBob (or shall I say 'SpingeBill?')
- Probably Zelda's Adventure. Not promising, though.
- That's it... for now.
Preferred Stuff
- Stuff
- More stuff
- Even more stuff
Preferred Methods (heh.. meth.)
No longer doing:
- Item List (see Cum For Breakfast)
- Mysterious Zoom
- Spadinner (I don't use memes anymore... except the image of Weegee, but I still use overused sources most of the time, so the thing about using Spadinner is more half-and-half.)
Now doing:
- Sentence Mixing (very awesome, according to many viewers of Link and the Hyrule Gang.)
- Word Trim
- Story-based Poop
- Reverses
- Sus (only with Zelda CD-i shipt. Pinnacle Studio can't reverse audio, so she had to download reversed versions of WoG and FoE.)
- Stare Down
- (decent)PAINT JOB
- Pan/Crop
- Sentence-mixed YTPMV (on occasions)
- Ear Rape and wild effects (again, on occasions)
- Pitch Shift (once again, occasions)
Weapon Of Choice
Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14, GIMP 2.0 (image work) Recently got Sony Vegas Pro 10 (I know what y'all are thinking, but I had to get it.)
I Like This... DON'T YOOOOU?
- Long walks on the beach
- Weegee
- Chocolate milk and brussels sprouts... but NOT at the same time, lol.
- Various non-alcoholic beverages, such as Cokes, chocolate milk, Weegee juice (fruit punch in a Weegee head-shaped glass with an umbrella in it,) and of course water.
Piss-offs
- "Nice of MAH BOI to in-- SHIIT OVER 9000 MEATBAWLZ FOR DINNER, Gay WEEEGEEE!?"
- n00bz, trolls, and drama-starters spamming comment boxes (well, actually... Except when they make me lol with their stupidity. No offense.)
- People who can't read the video descriptions
- Poop watchers who can't explore and find more underrated but awesome poopers
- YouTubers (all of them, not just Poopers) who don't put enough effort in their videos
- Her own username (shouuuuld've went with MechaWeegee91, but I made the account way before I even knew who Weegee was.)
Reception
Pfft.
Critics Make Me Better... Sometimes.
All she has is good comments so far (since not that many people actually watch her stuff,) but she'd like to think they're sick of her using CD-i all the time.
Oh, yah... there was a comment about trying to find more cleaner rips of the CD-i characters (which I did. It was hard, but I did it.)
Bad Influences (lol jk)
Mighteyes, bmalone05 (Link and the Hyrule Gang is slightly influenced by The Link and King Show,) MeStarStudios, WalrusGuy, DarthDumkopf, SuperYoshi
Other Information
She is very fond of Weegee.
Did'ja Know..
- Unknown is also a visual artist. Her expertise is abstract, pop art, various forms of designing, such as cd/album covers and t-shirt designs, and cartooning. Her inspirations are the environment, various poops with the colors and the flashes, and the hip styles of the 60s-90s, for some reason. She's also a nostalgia fag.
- Unknown enjoys a good Weegee.
- Unknown's favorite cereal is Rice Krispies. Yah.
- Unknown is a proud supporter of the Weegee Revolution, a soldier in the Army of Weegee (and of the Lord, because I must point out that she's also Christian despite her habits of naughtiness expressed in YouTube Poop and other forms...) and has plans to destroy many forms of both Mario and Luigi (except Weegee and Retards Mario and Luigi,) Moar Krabz, various cheeses who claim they are the best character on the show, and all forms of toaster, in 2012. <--- FINALLY, a period.
- Unknown is actually Weegee clone #409,289.
- Unknown has high-functioning Autism. Her main problems IRL are having social anxiety issues and severe loneliness. Pretty much, she has more trouble being around people (unless, she knows them pretty well. Otherwise, she has no chance.) Because you see she is exceptionally gifted in art, she could very well be an autistic savant. Now, you know.
Links. ACTUAL LINKS.
Other Links. ACTUAL OTHER LINKS.
Alt account (Nothing on now, but just in case...)
Any Last Words?
I'm hip.
