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Uncle Phil
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Phil couldn't support his children's lives, so he decided to join to the Chocolate Helicoptor's Army.
Uncle Phil (B. 1946) is Will Smith's uncle/father on Family Matters The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Important Information
- He had a pet pig.
- He once attempted to murder Will.
- He doesn't like Christmas lights.
- He once burned thousands of dollars.
- He wants some cake.
- He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
- He is obese.
- He has not thrown any bums in jail.
- He has magical powers.
- He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
- He is an African.
- He is evil.
- He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
- He acts as a father figure.
- He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
- He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
- He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
- He used to like James Brown.
- He got thrown out of his own house.
- He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar. (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
- He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
- He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.
- He voiced Shredder on TMNT.
- He does not look like a white guy named Ward.
- He is from South Carolina.
- He's sorry that he screwed scientists once.
- He has copies of Playboy from 1964 in his bathroom.
- He spent about 8 weeks as a Monk in an undisclosed location.
