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Militron

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Militron in his armor.

Name: Militron
Appears In: The Legend of Zelda
Sex: Male
Age: 34 with the armor, 83 without it
Nationality: Finnish
Occupation(s): Knight

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Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?
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It doesn't make sense that a frumpy old fat man could fit in a suit big enough to hold a human in its hand.

Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. He uses this fist to turn Koridians into Armos as well. His true identity however, is some fat old guy, possibly Gwonam's brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This, alas, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brothers.

Likes

  • Axel (got it memorized?)
  • Chad Warden's haircut
  • Fire
  • War
  • DOOM

Dislikes

  • Luigi
  • Link
  • Koreans
  • Accidently stepping on his own balls
  • Being compared to Ares

Quotes

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Militron

Worthless Koridian! You must be hardened with fire!

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Militron

GO AND KILL!

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Militron

Feel the fire of war!

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Militron

Now, you must DIE!

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Militron

OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS AWFUL!

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Militron

Worthless Koreans, you must die!

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Militron

You must be whore!