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Mellotroniac
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Mellotronaic (actually Mellotroniac, but he was too high to remember to spell it correctly.) is a lame pooper of sorts. He has humorous ideas and content, but lacks severely in execution of them. Semi-analogue in nature, he is such a lame cheap ass that he cannot afford newer software or a decent computer for it to run on. So he just uses a poltergeist infested copy of Windows Movie Maker that many times refuses to cooperate in making Poops, filthy bastard.
His works often contain sixties drug related psychedelia, obscure music, and even more subtle obtuse jokes. Originally only working in CD-i material, he has expanded mostly into random things he finds funny.
History
Whilst surfing Youtube for sped up videos to laugh at, he encountered "The Poop of Notre Dame" by "SeductiveBaz". He was intrigued by the title "Poop", and wondered what it had to do with anything. Related Video links showed him many more hilarious videos containing the title "Youtube Poop", and he discovered the history and culture of Poop.
Although the Pooper with the most impact to Mellotronaic was "heartlessmushroom", he found his style of Pooping sublime and the epitome of Poop, especially those that dealt with Aladdin.
First Poop Seen
First Poop Made
Style
Mind numbing repetition, and fast forward/slow motion. Usually accompanied by a musical track.
Preferred Sources
- Ronald Mcdonald/McdonaldLand
- Reading Rainbow
- Disney
- CD-i
- Sixties related material
Preferred Methods
- Repetition
- Glitch
- Fast Foward
- Slow Motion
- Random
- Meme
- Psudeo Epic
Preferred Tech
Prefers anything other than Windows Movie Maker but he is doomed to use it.
Dislikes
Long gaps between jokes.
Reception
Mellotronaic received little attention in the Poop community, but is satisfied because he's a loner to start with. Although mostly criticised for lack of decent software, the poops "Elect King '09", "YTP Short: We Gotta Find The Pee Pee" and "We've Got To Have SECKS" have done moderately well.
Criticism
Critics have pointed out the lack of proper software for pooping. Also a general lack of thought to his audience, he is mostly self indulgent and pleases his own humor and hopes other might laugh as well. Mellotronaic has openly admitted a great deal of his material is shit, and has even offered people to re-poop them whenever they like.
Achievements
As of March 25 2010, Mellotronaic's most viewed poop is "Ronald Takes A Trip" at 3,737.
Associates
Mellotronaic was an early discoverer of Hamhaxx, and is in league with Goldberg1337.
In Real Life
Nothing is real, so neither is his life.
Online
Everyone with the user name "Mellotroniac"
