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Farmer Luigi
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This article is filed under Characters.Farmer Luigi is the form of Luigi that appeared in an episode of Super Mario World where he wanted to help out the stupid Cave People by growing food. He could also sometimes go into Emo Luigi mode whenever something wrong happens to his farm. He currently resides in a farm where he grows cave carrots, stone squash, and pebble peas. His greatest quality is his helpful pointer finger.
Quotes
- "You're gonna eat those words, Mario!"
- "As well as some very good shit."
- "Not to mention Cave Cabbage, Stone Squash, and Pebble Peas!"
- "We've rescued the crops, friends! And here they are!"
- "YOSHI!!!"
- "Well since you've ate the whole thing, now you can do the 'hoe thing!'"
Trivia
- Farmer Luigi's gonna make Mario eat those of his that he hates, even if it kills him.
- He's the leading provider of Cave Cabbage, Stone Squash, and Pebble Peas.
- He uses his finger for sexual intercourse, rather than his genitalia. Often called a "fingerbang".
