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Halo
Halo was originally released for the Xbox. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
Characters
Asster Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
The Covenant - Invaders, possibly from space.
The Flood - Another group of Space Invaders.
Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo.
The Arbiter - Like the Asster Chief, but unlike Asster Chief, he is not Homosexual.
Death of Master Chief
Master Chief was killed by Fox McCloud, who thought that Halo sucked. Only gay Xtards showed-up at his funeral. The rest of the world threw parades, and Queen Elizabeth II knighted Fox for his honourable defeat of Asster Chief.
