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Goronu

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Goronu looking like Fidel Castro in his final days

Look and see: Goronu, bastard child of Andy Warhol.

Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in Koridai, then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently being kept in holding in the Coney Island Disco Palace. This is not his first offense; In his younger days he was charged numerous times on charges including Car Theft, Child Pornography, and Necromancy. He was briefly treated for his anorexia, but it has since returned. He will likely die very soon.

Cultural Heritage: Mars

Weapons

  • A Magic Wand
  • Spellcasting Abilities
  • Being Hideous
  • A 12-Inch Dildo

Quotes

Goronu Goronu

Wake Up Sleepy Bones!

Goronu Goronu

Find the living, and cut their vile throats.

Goronu Goronu

You can't kill me! NO! NO! NOOOOOO....

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