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Phoenix Wright
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes magic drugs before every turnabout. He is known for being secretly gay for Miles Edgeworth. He has been found to be equal to Lex Luthor.
Nationality: Japanese
Likes
- Yelling "OBJECTION!"
- Miles Edgeworth (secretly)
- The Law
- PINGAS
- Magic Drugs
- NOT GUILTY verdicts
- Gay Luigi
- The Purple Pervert
- He-man (his source of Magic Drugs)
Dislikes
- Von Karma
- GUILTY verdicts
- Criminals
- Viacom (hell, who doesn't)
- The Judge
- Cheatsy Koopa
- Fat Mario
