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SpongeBob SquarePants (character)
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This article is filed under Characters.
SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He is also very gay for his friend Patrick.
The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.
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Legal Issues
Spongebob is being sued by Squidward for sexual harrasment from when he found SpongeBob and Patrick in his bed on Opposite Day eve morning. Spongebob has also been arrested for indecent exposure, because the pores all over his body are actually vaginas.
Life as a Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture.
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "In my pocket"
- "See you're on top this time"
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
- "I'm a dirty boy"
- "It poped"
- "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
- "The sky had a baby from my..."
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional"
