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McDonald's
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Starfucksbucks. They have great tasting Chicken Nuggets, and the resturant is notorious for making people retarded. Robotnik, Yoshi, and Uncle Phil are some of the most common customers there; Froggo being the MOST common. King Koopa works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works over 9000 hours a day. Some crazy asshole burnt one down while Some guy nobody likes was eating there, killing it in the process.
Common Customers
- Froggo
- Robotnik
- Yoshi
- Fat Mario
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Oxy Clean Guy
- Uncle Phil
- Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse (Mostly eats their double cheeseburgers.)
