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Gordon Freeman

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Gordon Freeman is the VERY Smart Protagonist in The Video Game Series Half Life.

Gordon in his HEV suit.



The HEV suit

HEV stands for cocks.

His crowbar

Gordon first finds his crowbar in Hyrule during the Black Mesa incident. Apparently Gordon used it to kill A fatass alien called the Heavy Weapons Guy


Trivia

  • He killed Heavy
  • He's Smart
  • He blew up a casserole
  • His friend Barney owes him a beer
  • He killed Barney
  • Once Killed Gay Luigi

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  • Half Life Fans
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