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Enclosed instruction book

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The Enclosed Instruction Book is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and the Uction Book to the top 3. It is the only other thing Mario is obsessed with, besides uctions. The inclosed instruction booklet has also been mistaken as an enclosed penis, and is considered "The Book of Cum", and also can defeat Bowser, along with Ganon, Link and Mama Luigi. This holy book is only obtainble once, and after you get it, you recieve lots of spaghetti!

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Mario holding the Holy Book

The only thing that can defeat God Luigi.

One day, Hinata was masturbating about Kenshiro but sadly for her, she cummed all over the book. Enraged, the book put a curse on her so that she would never be with Kenshiro.