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Crash2991
Crash2991 has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
Cafe Staff Service: 7 May 2008-2012
In brief
Crash2991 is the intel officer of THE INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD. He is highly skilled and known to be able to search for "dirt" on even the sneakiest and most covert. He once found out the penis size of a man he had never met in South Dakota, just to prove that he could, blindfolded, using only links from Google. He's that good at what he does.
History
Crash's history is a blur, since all history files on record in the Chewiki are based on intel gathered from Crash's digging. Because he simply has not dug up any intel on himself, all history about Crash is conjecture. He has claimed that the lack of intel on himself is the result of vigilant countermeasures he has against spies gathering intel on him. As a result of these countermeasure, Crash does not have any knowledge of himself.
First poop seen
Unknown
First poop made
Style
Preferred Sources
- Sgt. Frog
- Dragon Ball Z
- Final Fantasy
- Gundam Wing
- RPG gameplay
Preferred Methods
Preferred Tech
- ULead
- A directional microphone
- An incredible laser sword
Dislikes
Reception
INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD
