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Engineer
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This article is filed under Characters.The Engineer, or Engineer for short, is one of the people in Team Fortress 2 that is straight. He went to the University of Texas with Dave Grohl to learn how to solve practical problems. He can build gun, more gun, teleporters, dispensers, and destroy them. He also assisted in building Dave Grohl's time machine. He may be able to stop Mama Luigi's reign of terror, but is too busy solving practical problems.
Quotes
- Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
- I solve practical problems.
- How am I gonna stop a big mean mother-hupper from tearing me a strucurely supurfulous new beehive? The answer is a gun.
- If that don't work, use more gun!
- And you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Trivia
- Created a time paradox by preventing Kurt Cobain's suicide. (NUH-UH COURTNEY KILLED HIM)
- Usually is paired with the Soldier in a series of cheap comedys known as Team Phailtress 324.
- Is a world-famous elastic surgeon. He once used a Super Sucking Vacuum Trap to enlarge a woman's bust.
