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MetalAcid5
This pooper is Retired. Respect your elders, sonny! 
MetalAcid5 is a major contributor to YouChew's news page.In brief
MetalAcid5 was just a lad when it came to sprite comics and classic hard rock. But until April 23rd, 2006, he found a site called YouTube. He joined the video site as...well...MetalAcid5. He made AMVs and fandubs.The name came from his obsession with acid (Could be the drug) and he liked metal music...so there you go. And five is his favorite number.
History
First poop seen
First poop made
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Poops
- Oh Boy! My Boy!
- Mario is a volcano!
- Luigi is that egg?
- Welcome dungeon to haunted house my lumbskum!
- Tails is horny for the TV
- Grounder tugs the rope for five minutes
- Three minutes and fifty seconds
- Nice carpet, Eddy!
- Ed haves evil powers
- The lost poops
- DAT'S WISERDHEIMER!
- Koopa dies in this video
- ED RUBS HIS FOOT WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
- This Video is Better than Metallica
- Hip and Hop's excellent school adventure
- Domo arigato, Dynaroboto
- This Video Sucks So Much I Slit My Wrists To Linkin Park
- Blue Koopa's Pipe Fetish
- Another Teen Titans Cliffhanger pt 1
- Another Teen Titans Cliffhanger pt 2
- Raven's lucky to have a big chicken
- The AVGN Hippie joins forces with a toothbrush
- Blue Koopa's awesome show
- IT'S CALLED A GROCERY STORE!!!
- KAWAII ANIME VIDEO ^_^
- Vegas Experiment
- That devil loves to casts spells
- Blue Koopa Strikes Back
- Furnessly's Christmahanaquanzaadon Present (AKA Duck Dodger's Quest for Pebble Peas)
- Jack Black and Lars Ulrich encounters a wild Snorlax
- Robotnik is having trouble with his ABC's
- You want someting REALLY metal?
- Ren and Stimpy takes over Hilary Clinton's private spa
- Zim loses his Megadeth collection
- Dark Helmet pirates "Zim loses his Megadeth collection"
- Dave Mustaine orders 666 pizzas from Robotnik
- James Hetfield writes a song about Franz Kafka
- Techno Destructo forgets his MySpace password
- Re: "
- Kirk Hammett and Gwar are confused about Hawaii
- Haruhi steps on Weird Al's toe
- Jay and Silent Bob destroys half of Spain
- Tenacious D kills a gangsta wanna be with awesome rock
- Tenacious D signs Buster's Macroman
- Blue Koopa's Ultimate Penish Pipe
- The CSI Team Investigates the murder of Princess Peach
- Gray Fox ruins Snake's tea party
- I try out a new style
- Soul #71519
- My quest for the key to Cthulhu's tomb
- Chilly Willy's Band Sells Out
- Sonic Eats A Tampon
- Another Metallica Poop That Metallica Fans Will Never Get
- Sonic Reads "Herbert West - Reanimator" backwards
- I DUNNO, I'M AN UTENSIL
- Disaster Poop
- Beavis And Butthead watch some Haruhi Sex Ed Tape
- SpoonyOne Reviews Pokemon Purple
- Jenny Sings "Amazing Grace"
- Ozzy Osbourne Becomes New Hampshire's Governor
- Jenny becomes Yoko
- You are required to be stoned before and after watching this
- Jenny Learned It By Watching You
- A Little More Learning
- Escape From AIDS Prime
Tennis Matches
Wikiwow
Tentor521
- Robotnik buys the Dethalbum
- Robotnik buys England's crops
- Robotnik goes to Burger World to buy a burger
TantricNferno
Terroristx123
rakninja
Quarma
Traps
Non-Poops
- Real Eggman
- Billy Robotnik pt 1
- Billy Robotnik pt. 2
- Billy Robotnik pt. 3
- Mega Robotnik part 1
- Mega Robotnik part 2
- Mega Robotnik part 3
- Mega Robotnik part 4
- Gamma's punishment
- Robotnik and Shadow's crisis.
- AVGN Tribute-Hatredcopter
- Metalix does the voices of "Faces of Evil"
- A Video For My Fans...
- pimpsahoy is a bad insulter
- SpongeDub- Spongebob gets a job
- Dethklok- Thunderhorse
- Why hole-in-the-ozone? WHY?!?!?!
- AVGN Theme on Guitar OLD
- AVGN Theme on Guitar NEW, with random riffs
- Higurashi - Bloodtroducted
Total Poops
89
Demise
MetalAcid5 was having trouble with his poops. He was even taking marijuana both abusivly and ridiculsly. After being out of an underground rehab center, he has gone bad to worse. On his 100th video, he has announced that he is retired of making poops. He has been making poops for almost a year and people are unaware of his future.
His thoughts are "I usually blame myself, but for this, I'll blame it on...uh...grease...the movie. FUCK YOU GREASE!"
Despite being retired, he has snuck a few poops under his original channel and his other channel.
Style
Preferred Sources
- Gwar (Interviews, Music Videos, Live shows, ect.)
- Metallica (See above)
- Black Label Society (Again, see above)
- Dethklok
- Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Preferred Methods
- Death
- Ear Rape
- Stutter Loop
Likes
- Metallica
- Metal
- Dethklok
- Playing Guitar
- Playing Bass
- Playing Bass like a Guitar
PS2X-Box 360GameCubeWii- Angry Video Game Nerd
- Explorer Guitars
- Rickenmiester Basses
- Balsac The Jaws Of Death
- Lemmy Kilmiser
- Cliff Burton
Dislikes
- Lucky Star
RapNot anymore- Emo/Mainstream/Popular/Nu Rock/Metal
- Girls that don't like him
- AVGN Hippie/Fan
- People not looking into underrated music/films
Reception
Criticism
Grounder tugs the rope for five minutes: What more could I say?
Achievements
Mario is a Volcano: MetalAcid's most viewed and discussed poop he made.
This Video Sucks So Much I Slit My Wrists To Linkin Park: So far, made two awards for Most Veiwed and Most Linked. This is his first video to recive any honors.
Possibly the first to poop Metalcolypse, CSI and Gwar.
Associates
In Real Life
Online
Calculate900 (In his "Poopers Unite!" collaboration)
Influences
Fans
Other Information
Trivia
Plays rhythmguitar in his band, Death At The Alter (Currently looking for lead guitarist, drummer and a bassist)Not anymore. Now planning on a progressive medolic punk black thrash metal GWAR-ish solo project, playing almost every guitar and bass track while programming drums on various software.- Lives in Valhalla
- Drinks Coca-Cola like a drunk
- Samething with Mountain Dew
- Owns a Fender Stratocaster, BC Rich Mockingbird, acoustic guitar and an Ibenez GAX bass.
- Currently HAVES long hair (Yes! Yes!)
- Born on April 1st, 1991 (a.k.a., April Fools Day, 1991!)
- Usally wears a blue baseball cap when someone's taking a picture of him
- Supports the ClockCrew.
- Has had a somewhat short relationship with Haruhi. He broke up with her after a foursome gone wrong involving a duct tape and a dildo.
- He now spends his time reviewing video games (like some other people).
- There's even it's own wiki, like everything else does.
- Suffers being a pawn to computer viruses. As of now, he hasn't used his computer in months, using the Wiinternet and using his dad's computer as of today.
