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==History==
 
==History==
  
In September of 2007, the guy who would be TheftOfChocolate sat down at a sibling's house and tried out all this "YouTube" business, and found it lacking. Fortunately, the young fool did not quit his search for anything good on YouTube, and eventually came across a strange video called "Luigi's Silly Words". This video had been what he was looking for, though he didn't know it until the moment it finished. After nearly destroying his own brain with lulz, he decided he wanted more of this strange drug. He soon found out the title of such things: YouTube Poop.
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In September of 2007, the guy who would be TheftOfChocolate sat down at a sibling's house and accidentally watched a poop called "Luigi's Silly Words."
  
After 3 months or so, the young idiot decided that he wanted to be a part of it, and created a YouTube account called TheftOfChocolate. The boy, however, was lazy, and didn't make any videos for 6 months. Eventually, he got off his ass and used the only tool he had at the time: Windows Movie Maker. Little did he know it, but he was DOIN' IT WRONG. But, after three days hard labor, his newbie hands gave birth to an abomination! The boy didn't know that what he made was a bastard child of little skill and WMM, so he posted it as his first video, and first YouTube Poop.
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After 3 months or so, the he decided that he wanted to be a part of it, and created a YouTube account called TheftOfChocolate. However, he was lazy, and didn't make any videos for 6 months. Eventually, he got off his ass and used the only tool he had at the time: Windows Movie Maker. Little did he know it, but he was totally sucking some ass. He didn't know that a bastard child of little skill mixed with WMM wouldn't and didn't amount to anything but necrophilia, so he posted it as his first video, and first YouTube Poop.
  
Nobody noticed.
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Nobody noticed, of course.
  
But the boy didn't care, and so continued to dabble in this craft, obtaining new tools such as MAGIX. He started to take notice of techniques from his most favored poopers, such as MTB710 and, well, Deepercutt (he WAS a newb, after all). He searched the internets far and wide for more viable tools that he could use. In this search, he came across his artistic savior: Sony Vegas. Soon the boy's skill flourished, and he released his break-out poop: PETER IS PREGNARNT.
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But he didn't care, and so continued to in his craft, eventually using new tools such as MAGIX. He started to take notice of techniques from his most favored poopers, such as MTB710 and, back then in the Golden Age (see "Bad Old Days"), KroboProductions. He searched the internet for any information on a more viable tool that he could use. In this search, he came across his artistic savior: Sony Vegas. Soon the his skill flourished, and he released his first somewhat good poop: PETER IS PREGNARNT.
  
That week, he gained more subscribers than he ever thought he could! Around 5 or 6.
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From then on, as the years went by, Theft dug himself deeper into the dungeon life of youchew, and ytp in general. He became as skilled as he ever wanted to be. Eventually, however, his lifestyle got the best of him, and he panicked, deleting all of his videos without even a word.
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He had turned his back on everything and everyone he had grown accustomed to. After all, it's lonely out in cyberspace, and he missed the earth so much. He missed his life.
  
But after such, the child's skill only grew and has now come almost full circle.
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After a few months of living in real life, he felt he owed it to his friends and old fans to come back and tell them why he left. He owed it to them to share with them a few laughs...one last time. So come back he did, and did what he set out to do. And when all was done, he packed his bags and said goodbye. This time for good.
  
In an attempt to avoid predictability and what he did not know was AIDS, he refrained from using CD-i clips for the most part until just recently. He supports the fight against AIDS, and is a lucky survivor of the third generation outbreak.  
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Currently, SpinoGod, a friend, fan, and inspiration to TheftOfChocolate, has begun reuploading some of Theft's videos... Though they are only some of the few that are still out there.  
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
  
* Anything I haven't already done  
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* Anything he hadn't already done  
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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* Ear Rape
 
* Ear Rape
 
* Sentence Mixing
 
* Sentence Mixing
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* Stutters
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* Musical Numbers
  
 
===Preferred Tech===
 
===Preferred Tech===
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===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
  
*Flaming
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* Wasting his life
  
*Arguments that don't relate to the video
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* Having to stop wasting his life
  
 
===Reception===
 
===Reception===
  
*Meh
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While initially UNrecieved, he was eventually lauded as one of the greats, and a real nice fella.
  
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
  
*Feh
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It had been that sometimes he used to hit a rough patch here and there, and make something of less quality.
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
  
*Made first "3rd Rock From the Sun" poop (still being verified)
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*Made first "3rd Rock From the Sun" poop (never verified, but never deconfirmed)
  
 
=Associates=
 
=Associates=

Revision as of 05:06, 8 September 2010

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In brief

An old pooper who had been around from early '09 to late '10. He has retired now.

He had done 3 tennis matches, and considered then more fun to make than regular poops.

He has stated (though it has not been proved) that he made the first "3rd Rock From the Sun" poop. However, he knows that he is not the first to feature clips from "3rd Rock", but believes himself to be the first to make a poop made entirely, or mostly, of "3rd Rock" material.

Mid 2010, he had a breakdown and deleted all of his videos. Late 2010 he came back as TheftOfVanilla to have a little fun again and say goodbye this time.

History

In September of 2007, the guy who would be TheftOfChocolate sat down at a sibling's house and accidentally watched a poop called "Luigi's Silly Words."

After 3 months or so, the he decided that he wanted to be a part of it, and created a YouTube account called TheftOfChocolate. However, he was lazy, and didn't make any videos for 6 months. Eventually, he got off his ass and used the only tool he had at the time: Windows Movie Maker. Little did he know it, but he was totally sucking some ass. He didn't know that a bastard child of little skill mixed with WMM wouldn't and didn't amount to anything but necrophilia, so he posted it as his first video, and first YouTube Poop.

Nobody noticed, of course.

But he didn't care, and so continued to in his craft, eventually using new tools such as MAGIX. He started to take notice of techniques from his most favored poopers, such as MTB710 and, back then in the Golden Age (see "Bad Old Days"), KroboProductions. He searched the internet for any information on a more viable tool that he could use. In this search, he came across his artistic savior: Sony Vegas. Soon the his skill flourished, and he released his first somewhat good poop: PETER IS PREGNARNT.

From then on, as the years went by, Theft dug himself deeper into the dungeon life of youchew, and ytp in general. He became as skilled as he ever wanted to be. Eventually, however, his lifestyle got the best of him, and he panicked, deleting all of his videos without even a word. He had turned his back on everything and everyone he had grown accustomed to. After all, it's lonely out in cyberspace, and he missed the earth so much. He missed his life.

After a few months of living in real life, he felt he owed it to his friends and old fans to come back and tell them why he left. He owed it to them to share with them a few laughs...one last time. So come back he did, and did what he set out to do. And when all was done, he packed his bags and said goodbye. This time for good.

Currently, SpinoGod, a friend, fan, and inspiration to TheftOfChocolate, has begun reuploading some of Theft's videos... Though they are only some of the few that are still out there.

First poop seen

Luigi's Silly Words

First poop made

Wolverine's Confrontation with AIDS

Style

None.

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Preferred Sources

  • Anything he hadn't already done

Preferred Methods

  • Overlapping
  • Reversing
  • Pitch Shifting
  • Ear Rape
  • Sentence Mixing
  • Stutters
  • Musical Numbers

Preferred Tech

Sony Vegas Pro 8.0

Dislikes

  • Wasting his life
  • Having to stop wasting his life

Reception

While initially UNrecieved, he was eventually lauded as one of the greats, and a real nice fella.

Criticism

It had been that sometimes he used to hit a rough patch here and there, and make something of less quality.

Achievements

  • Made first "3rd Rock From the Sun" poop (never verified, but never deconfirmed)

Associates

In Real Life

  • ...

Online

  • Hamhaxx
  • Jdizil15
  • A27wolf
  • Guysafari

Influences

  • Jdizil15
  • MTB710
  • KroboProductions
  • Dinner

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

  • Always hides Q right behind You.

Links