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TheftOfChocolate
This pooper is Retired. Respect your elders, sonny!
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In brief[edit]
An old pooper who had been around from early '08 to late '10. He has, as of 9/5/10, retired.
He had done 3 tennis matches, and considered then more fun to make than regular poops.
He had once stated (and it has not yet been disproved) that he made the first "3rd Rock From the Sun" poop. However, he also said he knew that he wasn't the first to feature clips from "3rd Rock", but believes himself to be the first to make a video made entirely, or mostly, of "3rd Rock" material.
Mid 2010, he had a breakdown and deleted all of his videos. Late 2010 he came back as TheftOfVanilla to have a little fun again and say goodbye this time.
History[edit]
In September of 2007, the guy who would be TheftOfChocolate sat down at a sibling's house and accidentally watched a poop called "Luigi's Silly Words."
After 3 months or so, the he decided that he wanted to be a part of it, and created a YouTube account called TheftOfChocolate. However, he was lazy, and didn't make any videos for 6 months. Eventually, he got off his ass and used the only tool he had at the time: Windows Movie Maker. Little did he know it, but he was totally sucking some ass. He didn't know that a bastard child of little skill mixed with WMM wouldn't and didn't amount to anything but necrophilia, so he posted it as his first video, and first YouTube Poop.
Nobody noticed, of course.
But he didn't care, and so continued to in his craft, eventually using new tools such as MAGIX. He started to take notice of techniques from his most favored poopers, such as MTB710 and, back then in the Golden Age (see "Bad Old Days"), KroboProductions. He searched the internet for any information on a more viable tool that he could use. In this search, he came across his artistic savior: Sony Vegas. Soon the his skill flourished, and he released his first somewhat good poop: PETER IS PREGNARNT.
From then on, as the years went by, Theft dug himself deeper into the dungeon life of youchew, and ytp in general. He became as skilled as he ever wanted to be. Eventually, however, his lifestyle got the best of him, and he panicked, deleting all of his videos without even a word. He had turned his back on everything and everyone he had grown accustomed to. After all, it's lonely out in cyberspace, and he missed the earth so much. He missed his life.
After a few months of living in real life, he felt he owed it to his friends and old fans to come back and tell them why he left. He owed it to them to share with them a few laughs...one last time. So come back he did, and did what he set out to do. And when all was done, he packed his bags and said goodbye. This time for good.
Currently, SpinoGod, a friend, fan, and inspiration to TheftOfChocolate, has begun reuploading some of Theft's videos... Though they are only some of the few that are still out there.
First poop seen[edit]
First poop made[edit]
Wolverine's Confrontation with AIDS
Style[edit]
None.
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Preferred Sources[edit]
- Anything he hadn't already done
Preferred Methods[edit]
- Overlapping
- Reversing
- Pitch Shifting
- Ear Rape
- Sentence Mixing
- Stutters
- Musical Numbers
Preferred Tech[edit]
Sony Vegas Pro 8.0
Dislikes[edit]
- Wasting his life
- Having to stop wasting his life
Reception[edit]
While initially UNrecieved, he was eventually lauded as one of the greats, and a real nice fella.
Criticism[edit]
It had been that sometimes he used to hit a rough patch here and there, and make something of less quality.
Achievements[edit]
- Made first "3rd Rock From the Sun" poop (never verified, but never deconfirmed)
Associates[edit]
In Real Life[edit]
His family and friends aren't anyone you know, he has assured us.
Online[edit]
- (The best of bros with) Hamhaxx
- Jdizil15
- A27wolf
- Guysafari
- SpinoGod2008
- DreamToNightmare
- Aladauqs
- GiganticProblem (here and there)
- (Always thought that) NegroTed (was cool)
- IntermissionForBunny (who bought him Contra, and is eternally thanked)
- So many more
Influences[edit]
- Hamhaxx
- Jdizil15
- A27wolf
- Guysafari (huge influence)
- SpinoGod2008
- DreamToNightmare
- Aladauqs
- GiganticProblem (another huge influence)
- Temeku
- KroboProductions
- Homepike (yet another huge influence)
Fans[edit]
Many. Over 200.
Other Information[edit]
He will always cherish (very homosexually) the time he had with his fans and friends.
He will also always be glad that those times of pale skin and social nonexistence are past.
Trivia[edit]
- He has several unreleased poops.
- He is good at YTPMVs but doesn't do them often.
