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| − | When a man and a woman are very close to each other, '''love''' happens. It is not known what causes love, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. Please, think of the children | + | When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), '''love''' happens. It is not known what causes love, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. [[The Simpsons|Please, think of the children before doing this!]] |
| − | Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include [[Horny|lust]], cooties, [[Jizz In My Pants]], children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. | + | Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include [[Horny|lust]], <s>cooties,</s> [[Jizz In My Pants|jizzing in your pants uncontrollably]], children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease. |
| − | ==Examples of | + | ==Examples of Love== |
*[[Ken Masters|Ken]] loves Eliza. | *[[Ken Masters|Ken]] loves Eliza. | ||
*[[Vegeta]] loves Bulma. | *[[Vegeta]] loves Bulma. | ||
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*<strike>[[PSE1nf0]] loves [[Fiddlesticks411]].</strike> | *<strike>[[PSE1nf0]] loves [[Fiddlesticks411]].</strike> | ||
| − | ==People | + | ==People Who Dislike Llove== |
*[[Captain K'nuckles]] | *[[Captain K'nuckles]] | ||
*[[Grimlock]] | *[[Grimlock]] | ||
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*[[School Rumble]] | *[[School Rumble]] | ||
[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] | ||
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Revision as of 10:55, 10 April 2010
When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), love happens. It is not known what causes love, but it is the direct cause of both happiness and depression. Please, think of the children before doing this!
Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include lust, cooties, jizzing in your pants uncontrollably, children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease.
Examples of Love
- Ken loves Eliza.
- Vegeta loves Bulma.
- Everybody loves Raymond.
- Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
- The YouChew users love their Chewfag Girls.
- Lord Raptor loves ROCK AND ROLL.
- Patrick Stewart loves males. Males have beautiful asses.
PSE1nf0 loves Fiddlesticks411.
