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*[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in heaven.) | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in heaven.) | ||
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| + | *He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | ||
| + | **Infact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated." | ||
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
Revision as of 03:32, 10 December 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both Real Luigi and heaven.
Quotes
- Do the Mario!
- Swing your arms from side to side!
- Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
- Take one step, and then again!
- Let's do the Mario, all together now!
- You got it!
- It's the Mario!
- Just like that!
- Martian Mario!
- Swing de arm out and out!
- Sex? Oh, yes!
- Enter Super Mario!
- I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
- Hey Captain Mario!
- Minor fault oh, yeah!
- Suck it!!
- Dat is the Mario!
- I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
- Just for gays!
- Luigi I'm Home!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi!
- IT'S ELVIS!!!
- Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?
- Jesus I'm Home!!! (Said upon his arrival in heaven.)
Trivia
- He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper.
- Infact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated."
Death
Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, just died (D. 2009/10/14), Real Mario is also dead by connection.
