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[[Image:TomJerry2 468x342.jpg|right]]Tom and Jerry is the most popular [[gay|homosexual]] comedy duo on the planet. Tom is a totally gay cat, who likes to eat Jerry the totally gay mouse, so that he can absorb his gay juice so he can become more gay.
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[[Image:TomJerry2 468x342.jpg|right]]Tom and Jerry is a popular comedy duo from a cartoon that aired in the 1940s. Tom is a totally [[gay]] cat, who likes to eat Jerry. Jerry is a cruel mouse that likes to mock Tom in very cruel ways.
  
 
== A typical episode ==
 
== A typical episode ==
  
*1. [[nigger|A totally non-stereotypical black woman]] shouts at Thomas for being so gay.
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*1. [[nigger|A totally non-stereotypical black woman]] shouts at [[Gordon|Thomas]] for being so gay.
 
*2. Tom eats Jerry
 
*2. Tom eats Jerry
*3. Jerry eats cheese
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*3. Jerry eats [[cheese]]
 
*4. Tom yells.
 
*4. Tom yells.
 
*5. Jerry runs.
 
*5. Jerry runs.
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*7. Jerry drops something on Tom.
 
*7. Jerry drops something on Tom.
 
*8. Tom yells.
 
*8. Tom yells.
*9. Jerry does a gay dance.
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*9. Jerry mocks Tom.
*10. [[nigger|A totally non-stereotypical black woman]] shouts at Thomas for being so gay.
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*10. Jerry smacks Tom in the arse with a baseball bat for no reason, just to be cruel.
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*11. [[nigger|A totally non-stereotypical black woman]] shouts at Thomas for being so gay.

Revision as of 13:42, 31 August 2009

TomJerry2 468x342.jpg

Tom and Jerry is a popular comedy duo from a cartoon that aired in the 1940s. Tom is a totally gay cat, who likes to eat Jerry. Jerry is a cruel mouse that likes to mock Tom in very cruel ways.

A typical episode