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| − | Better known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', '''Gaston | + | Better known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', '''Gaston''' is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into [[The Pit]]. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents. |
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| + | He hates furries like The Beast, and plots to kill all of them while standing on the rails of balconies overlooking endless chasms. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He likes [[eggs]]. A lot. | *He likes [[eggs]]. A lot. | ||
*His hobbies include drinking [[BOOZE|beer]] and beating up LeFou. | *His hobbies include drinking [[BOOZE|beer]] and beating up LeFou. | ||
*Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating [[1295.31]] eggs. | *Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating [[1295.31]] eggs. | ||
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*Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR. | *Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR. | ||
*No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy. | *No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy. | ||
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*He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!! | *He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!! | ||
*He uses [[Hitler|antler]]s in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!! | *He uses [[Hitler|antler]]s in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!! | ||
| + | *His marriage we soon will be CEL-E-BRAT-ING | ||
*He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh. | *He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh. | ||
*Gaston is the best, and the rest is all [[Tourettes Guy|Duh-ripps]]! | *Gaston is the best, and the rest is all [[Tourettes Guy|Duh-ripps]]! | ||
*How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown. | *How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown. | ||
Revision as of 18:28, 24 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Better known for his role as the villain in the film Beauty and the Beast, Gaston is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into The Pit. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents.
He hates furries like The Beast, and plots to kill all of them while standing on the rails of balconies overlooking endless chasms.
Trivia
- He likes eggs. A lot.
- His hobbies include drinking beer and beating up LeFou.
- Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating 1295.31 eggs.
- Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR.
- No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy.
- As a specimen, yes, he's IN-TIM-I-DAT-ING!!!
- He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!!
- He uses antlers in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!!
- His marriage we soon will be CEL-E-BRAT-ING
- He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh.
- Gaston is the best, and the rest is all Duh-ripps!
- How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown.
