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| + | Better known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', '''Gaston McGwonam''' is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into [[The Pit]]. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents. | ||
Despite his surname, he is in no way related to [[Gwonam]]. | Despite his surname, he is in no way related to [[Gwonam]]. | ||
Revision as of 16:20, 14 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Better known for his role as the villain in the film Beauty and the Beast, Gaston McGwonam is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into The Pit. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents.
Despite his surname, he is in no way related to Gwonam.
Trivia
- He likes eggs. A lot.
- His hobbies include drinking beer and beating up LeFou.
- Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating 1295.31 eggs.
- Why the creator of this page decided to name it Gaston McGwonam is beyond me. Could someone rename it "Gaston" for accuracy?
- Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR.
- No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy.
- As a specimen, yes, he's IN-TIM-I-DAT-ING!!!
- He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!!
- He uses antlers in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!!
- He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh.
- Gaston is the best, and the rest is all Duh-ripps!
- How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown.
