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Despite his surname, he is in no way related to [[Gwonam]]. | Despite his surname, he is in no way related to [[Gwonam]]. | ||
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| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *He likes [[eggs]]. A lot. | ||
| + | *His hobbies include drinking [[BOOZE|beer]] and beating up LeFou. | ||
| + | *Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating [[1295.31]] eggs. | ||
| + | *Why the creator of this page decided to name it Gaston McGwonam is beyond me. Could someone rename it "Gaston" for accuracy? | ||
| + | *Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR. | ||
| + | *No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy. | ||
| + | *As a specimen, yes, he's IN-TIM-I-DAT-ING!!! | ||
| + | *He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!! | ||
| + | *He uses [[Hitler|antler]]s in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!! | ||
| + | *He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh. | ||
| + | *Gaston is the best, and the rest is all [[Tourettes Guy|Duh-ripps]]! | ||
| + | *How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown. | ||
Revision as of 16:16, 14 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Better known for his role as the villain in the film Beauty and the Beast, Gaston McGwonam is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into The Pit. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents.
Despite his surname, he is in no way related to Gwonam.
Trivia
- He likes eggs. A lot.
- His hobbies include drinking beer and beating up LeFou.
- Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating 1295.31 eggs.
- Why the creator of this page decided to name it Gaston McGwonam is beyond me. Could someone rename it "Gaston" for accuracy?
- Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR.
- No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy.
- As a specimen, yes, he's IN-TIM-I-DAT-ING!!!
- He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!!
- He uses antlers in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!!
- He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh.
- Gaston is the best, and the rest is all Duh-ripps!
- How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown.
