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| − | '''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox. | + | '''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox. '''Halo''' is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell. |
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== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
| − | [[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff. | + | [[Master Chief|Asster Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green [[King Leonidas|Spartan]] armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff. |
| − | The Covenant - | + | The Covenant - Invaders, possibly from space. |
| − | The Flood - Another | + | The Flood - Another group of Space Invaders. |
Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo'''. | Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo'''. | ||
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The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but in a religious alien sense. | The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but in a religious alien sense. | ||
== Death of Master Chief == | == Death of Master Chief == | ||
| − | Master Chief | + | Master Chief was killed by [[Fox McCloud]], who thought that Halo sucked. Only [[gay]] Xtards showed-up at his funeral. The rest of the world threw parades, and Queen Elizabeth II knighted Fox for his honourable defeat of [[Ass]]ter Chief. |
Revision as of 13:06, 2 June 2009
Halo was originally released for the Xbox. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
Characters
Asster Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
The Covenant - Invaders, possibly from space.
The Flood - Another group of Space Invaders.
Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo.
The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but in a religious alien sense.
Death of Master Chief
Master Chief was killed by Fox McCloud, who thought that Halo sucked. Only gay Xtards showed-up at his funeral. The rest of the world threw parades, and Queen Elizabeth II knighted Fox for his honourable defeat of Asster Chief.
