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[[Image:YTL.jpg|right|thumb|'''YouTube'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s "official" logo, that is stolen, see left image.]]
 
[[Image:YTL.jpg|right|thumb|'''YouTube'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s "official" logo, that is stolen, see left image.]]
[[Image:Boomerlogo.jpg|left|thumb|200px|YouTube edited THIS precious logo, by just deleting the "poop". How sophisticated.]]
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[[Image:Boomerlogo.jpg|left|thumb|200px|YouTube edited THIS precious logo, by just deleting the "poop". How sophisticated and original.]]
'''YouTube''' is the place when all [[YouTube Poop|YouTube Poops]] are uploaded. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side.
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'''YouTube''' is the place when all of the [[YouTube Poop|YouTube Poops]] are uploaded. It's also a place where almost anything from this website can be used for this special cause. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side.
  
==Name origin==
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==Name Origin==
 
The name "YouTube" is a shameless ripoff of "YouTube Poop". The admins decided to throw out the [[shit|poop]] from the name, because it exceeded the 8-letter limit (the servers of YouTube are maintained by a prototype of the first calculator).
 
The name "YouTube" is a shameless ripoff of "YouTube Poop". The admins decided to throw out the [[shit|poop]] from the name, because it exceeded the 8-letter limit (the servers of YouTube are maintained by a prototype of the first calculator).
  
==What they give you==
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==What They Can Give [[You]]==
 
Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until they think it's too good for an anything else and then they want to delete it.
 
Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until they think it's too good for an anything else and then they want to delete it.
 
And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as [[no|free music]].
 
And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as [[no|free music]].
It also gives [[you]] an oppurtunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is [[Chris Crocker]]. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is [[Retard|Fred]].
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It also gives [[you]] an oppurtunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is [[Chris Crocker]]. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is a [[retard]] and a cash cow known as [[Fred]].
  
==What they (can) take from you==
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==What They (Can) Take From You==
 
*Your Vids
 
*Your Vids
 
*Your Account
 
*Your Account
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*Your Account
 
*Your Account
 
*[[Your Face]]
 
*[[Your Face]]
*Your [[stuff]]
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*Your [[Stuff]]
 
*Your Account
 
*Your Account
*Your freedom of speech (which means they're Nazis!) {Well, that or Commies from Soviet Russia!}
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*Your freedom of speech. (Which means they're Nazis!) {Well, that or Commies from Soviet Russia!}
 
*Your Soul!
 
*Your Soul!
 
*Your Life
 
*Your Life

Revision as of 00:00, 27 May 2009

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YouTube's "official" logo, that is stolen, see left image.
YouTube edited THIS precious logo, by just deleting the "poop". How sophisticated and original.

YouTube is the place when all of the YouTube Poops are uploaded. It's also a place where almost anything from this website can be used for this special cause. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side.

Name Origin

The name "YouTube" is a shameless ripoff of "YouTube Poop". The admins decided to throw out the poop from the name, because it exceeded the 8-letter limit (the servers of YouTube are maintained by a prototype of the first calculator).

What They Can Give You

Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until they think it's too good for an anything else and then they want to delete it. And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other shit like that, as well as free music. It also gives you an oppurtunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is Chris Crocker. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is a retard and a cash cow known as Fred.

What They (Can) Take From You

  • Your Vids
  • Your Account
  • Your Time
  • Your Money
  • Your Account
  • Your Face
  • Your Stuff
  • Your Account
  • Your freedom of speech. (Which means they're Nazis!) {Well, that or Commies from Soviet Russia!}
  • Your Soul!
  • Your Life
  • Did I forget to mention your account?

Here are the poor victims of YouTube's stupid ideas and rules.