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*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2. | *It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2. | ||
*Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass. | *Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass. | ||
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*SASHA AND HIM HAVE SEX | *SASHA AND HIM HAVE SEX | ||
*[[Leon]], one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie. | *[[Leon]], one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie. | ||
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*Has a [[Conrad Slater|Medic]] fetish. | *Has a [[Conrad Slater|Medic]] fetish. | ||
*Has yet to meet one who can outsmart [[shit|bullshit]] | *Has yet to meet one who can outsmart [[shit|bullshit]] | ||
| − | *Once | + | *Once killed by [[Gordon Freeman]] |
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 17:08, 6 February 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Heavy Weapons Guy is a fat, bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun/masturbatory aid, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people. In and out of battles he pays hookers to let him beat them up.
Cultural Heritage: Russian
Quotes
- Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
- I am heavy weapons guy. AND THIS, is my weapon.
- Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
- MEDIC
- It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
- MEDIIIIC
- DOCTAR
- I LOVE THIS DOCTAR!
- OM NOM NOM OM NOM
Trivia
- Is having an affair with Natasha
- It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
- It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
- Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass.
- Robbed a Mcdonalds once
- SASHA AND HIM HAVE SEX
- Leon, one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie.
- Is sometimes called the Heavy.
- Has a Medic fetish.
- Has yet to meet one who can outsmart bullshit
- Once killed by Gordon Freeman
See Also
First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.
Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.
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Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a circus.
