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=='''Drake Parker''' '''(Drake Bell)'''==
 
=='''Drake Parker''' '''(Drake Bell)'''==
Drake is a very <s>disturbing</s> [[retard]]ed teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Bill?". [[King Harkinian]] and Drake recently were seen together raping a building.  He his also the brother of more annoying '''Josh''' and '''Megan'''. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size.
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Drake is a very <s>disturbing</s> [[retard]]ed teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Waldo/Dildo?". [[King Harkinian]] and Drake recently were seen together raping a building.  He his also the brother of more annoying '''Josh''' and '''Megan'''. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size.
  
 
=='''Josh Nichols''' '''(Josh Peck)'''==
 
=='''Josh Nichols''' '''(Josh Peck)'''==

Revision as of 14:34, 31 August 2008

Drake & Josh is an American sitcom shown on the Nipplelodeon Nickelodeon television network, which starred Drake Bell and Josh Peck. Both stars had already played roles in The Amanda Show, as had Nancy Sullivan, who played their bitch mother in the show. Jonathan Goldstein played their father, and Miranda Cosgrove played their little annoying, devilish sister.

Drake and Josh on the set

Characters

Drake Parker (Drake Bell)

Drake is a very disturbing retarded teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Waldo/Dildo?". King Harkinian and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He his also the brother of more annoying Josh and Megan. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size.

Josh Nichols (Josh Peck)

The VERY FAT brother of Drake and Megan. He is gay and has some shemale rival named Mindy, the bitch.

Megan Parker (Miranda Cosgrove)

Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She's a little demon bitch.

Walter Nichols

Like Oogtar, nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). He is allergic to cum as seen in "The Affair". Gets drunk with the king very often and goes clubbing.

Audrey Parker Nichols

Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded. She is also a bitch, but lesser of one than Mindy or Megan.

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