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His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad" | His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad" | ||
==General Information== | ==General Information== | ||
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| + | Gwonam was born in 9000 B.C. with his three brothers, Horny, Porny, and Corny. Legend has it that Gwonam, at the age of 102, drank a potion that made him live for 999,999,999,999,999 more years. On the night of December 24, 0 A.D., Gwonam went to Bethlehem and met baby Jesus. He gave Gwonam a [[The Map|map]], a magic carpet, and a paper that reads "Only Link can defeat Ganon" in Satan-script. In 1 A.D., Gwonam found a time machine that send him to the year 1993 A.D. and taught him the word [[Squdala]]. | ||
| + | ===Modern life=== | ||
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something.. | Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something.. | ||
Revision as of 19:58, 3 February 2008
This article is filed under Characters.Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or genie.
His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
General Information
Early life
Gwonam was born in 9000 B.C. with his three brothers, Horny, Porny, and Corny. Legend has it that Gwonam, at the age of 102, drank a potion that made him live for 999,999,999,999,999 more years. On the night of December 24, 0 A.D., Gwonam went to Bethlehem and met baby Jesus. He gave Gwonam a map, a magic carpet, and a paper that reads "Only Link can defeat Ganon" in Satan-script. In 1 A.D., Gwonam found a time machine that send him to the year 1993 A.D. and taught him the word Squdala.
Modern life
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only Link can defeat Ganon", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "Squadala!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and Zelda to IHOP.
He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..
Cultural Heritage: Arabia
Controversy
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with cum, and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
Posessions
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
- The Map
- A Magic Carpet
- A Strange
Turban Type HatShower Cap. - Weird Facial Hair
- A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
- Cum
- Possibly some birds
Trivia
- His favorite band is The Byrds.
