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[[Image:Sonic 04.jpg|thumb|No one can give fellatio faster then the world's fastest Hedgehog.]] | [[Image:Sonic 04.jpg|thumb|No one can give fellatio faster then the world's fastest Hedgehog.]] | ||
[[Image:Sonic-finger.gif|thumb|THAT'S NO GOOD!]] | [[Image:Sonic-finger.gif|thumb|THAT'S NO GOOD!]] | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Classicsonic.jpg|left|160px|Sonic]] | |
| − | Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally BAD gaming corporation. He hasn't eaten a single decent sword since 10 A.D. Despite this all too true fact, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that [[Robotnik|Sonic]] is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver|Silver]]. I hate | + | Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally BAD gaming corporation. He hasn't eaten a single decent sword since 10 A.D. Despite this all too true fact, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that [[Robotnik|Sonic]] is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver|Silver]]. I hate them so much. |
==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
Sonic the Hedgehog was born and raised in West Philadelphia until when a couple of badniks, they were up to no good, and started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. | Sonic the Hedgehog was born and raised in West Philadelphia until when a couple of badniks, they were up to no good, and started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. | ||
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==Filmography== | ==Filmography== | ||
| − | Sonic The Porcupine | + | * Sonic The Porcupine |
| − | + | * Sonic Sea Dee | |
| − | Sonic Sea Dee | + | * Sonic Jew |
| − | + | * Sonic Pee | |
| − | Sonic Jew | + | * Sonic and Anal Fisting |
| − | + | * Sonic Ripple Shuffle | |
| − | Sonic Pee | + | * Sonic Casino |
| − | + | * Sonic Maze Game | |
| − | Sonic and Anal Fisting | + | * Sonic Strawberry Jam |
| − | + | * Sonic Sexual Adventure | |
| − | Sonic Ripple Shuffle | + | * Sonic Not So Adavanced |
| − | + | * Sonic Pocket Sexual Adventure | |
| − | Sonic Casino | + | * Sonic Rushed Game |
| − | + | * Sonic Sexual Adventure : Jews | |
| − | Sonic Maze Game | + | * Sonic Elemental Heroes |
| − | + | * Sonic and the Red Rings of Doom | |
| − | Sonic Strawberry Jam | + | * Sonic and the Homosexual Rings |
| − | + | * Sonic the Hedgehog vs Sonic the Asshole | |
| − | Sonic Sexual Adventure | + | * Mario and Sonic Have Sex at the Olympics |
| − | + | * Zuper Zmash Niggers Spawrl | |
| − | Sonic Not So Adavanced | + | * Sonic Likes to do the moon |
| − | + | * Sonic and the secret seizure | |
| − | Sonic Pocket Sexual Adventure | + | * Sonic Pee and Twinkles |
| − | + | * Sonic Fuck Me Gee | |
| − | Sonic Rushed Game | + | * Every single [[SuperYoshi]] ,[[TantricNferno]], [[Stegblob]], and [[RetroJape]] video |
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| − | Sonic Sexual Adventure : Jews | ||
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| − | Sonic Elemental Heroes | ||
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| − | Sonic and the Red Rings of Doom | ||
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| − | Sonic and the Homosexual Rings | ||
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| − | Sonic the Hedgehog vs Sonic the Asshole | ||
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| − | Mario and Sonic Have Sex at the Olympics | ||
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| − | Zuper Zmash Niggers Spawrl | ||
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| − | Sonic Likes to do the moon | ||
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| − | Sonic and the secret seizure | ||
| − | + | ==People who hate him== | |
| − | Sonic | + | Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog": |
| − | + | * [[Robotnik]] | |
| + | * Deedee from ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]'' | ||
| + | * [[Pinky and the Brain|The Brain]] | ||
| + | * [[Nigel Uno]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Has a brother called Awesome Possum. | *Has a brother called Awesome Possum. | ||
*He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression. | *He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression. | ||
| − | *He was actually quite cool until 1998 when he got redesigned by Yuji Uekawa (look it up) and now looks like a [[retard]] | + | *He was actually quite cool until 1998 when he got redesigned by Yuji Uekawa (look it up) and now looks like a [[retard]]. |
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*He has a partnership with Tex Avery. | *He has a partnership with Tex Avery. | ||
Revision as of 17:35, 29 January 2008
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Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally BAD gaming corporation. He hasn't eaten a single decent sword since 10 A.D. Despite this all too true fact, SuperYoshi has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies Shadow and Silver. I hate them so much.
Biography
Sonic the Hedgehog was born and raised in West Philadelphia until when a couple of badniks, they were up to no good, and started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry.
Filmography
- Sonic The Porcupine
- Sonic Sea Dee
- Sonic Jew
- Sonic Pee
- Sonic and Anal Fisting
- Sonic Ripple Shuffle
- Sonic Casino
- Sonic Maze Game
- Sonic Strawberry Jam
- Sonic Sexual Adventure
- Sonic Not So Adavanced
- Sonic Pocket Sexual Adventure
- Sonic Rushed Game
- Sonic Sexual Adventure : Jews
- Sonic Elemental Heroes
- Sonic and the Red Rings of Doom
- Sonic and the Homosexual Rings
- Sonic the Hedgehog vs Sonic the Asshole
- Mario and Sonic Have Sex at the Olympics
- Zuper Zmash Niggers Spawrl
- Sonic Likes to do the moon
- Sonic and the secret seizure
- Sonic Pee and Twinkles
- Sonic Fuck Me Gee
- Every single SuperYoshi ,TantricNferno, Stegblob, and RetroJape video
People who hate him
Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":
- Robotnik
- Deedee from Dexter's Laboratory
- The Brain
- Nigel Uno
Trivia
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- He loves tumble dryers (see video at right).
- He is a PyroManiac.(BURN BABY BURN,BURN TO THE GROUND!!!)
- He is a pervert. (yet again, see the other video)
- Has the power to go Super with the help of Super AIDS,he is only one of three which can protect getting killed by it(But useing it too much can kill him)
- He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a local black kid to him.
- Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
- He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
- He was actually quite cool until 1998 when he got redesigned by Yuji Uekawa (look it up) and now looks like a retard.
- He has a partnership with Tex Avery.
