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==About==
 
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On the surface, The Oxy Clean Guy appears to be an average TV salesman promoting a detergent product. However, he is a deranged bomber with a particular knack for detonating washing machines, by using a strange, blue orb collectively nicknamed "The Ball". This item was later revealed to be the pinball from Sonic Pinball Party, which was imbued with a cursed power after a Japanese child beat Sonic at his own GBA game.
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On the surface, The Oxy Clean Guy appears to be an average TV salesman promoting a detergent product. However, he is a deranged bomber with a particular knack for detonating washing machines, by using a strange, blue orb collectively nicknamed "The Ball". This item was later revealed to be the pinball from Sonic Pinball Party, which was imbued with a cursed power after a Japanese child beat Sonic at his own GBA game. He insists that Yoshi uses it to "get the tough stains out". By this, he means Yoshi's cum stains.
  
 
The Oxy Clean Guy is one of the sworn enemies of [[Mama Luigi]], issued by The Colonel to capture Mama Luigi dead or alive. Apparently, he enjoys toying with Mama Luigi by detonating washing machines rapidly in succession.
 
The Oxy Clean Guy is one of the sworn enemies of [[Mama Luigi]], issued by The Colonel to capture Mama Luigi dead or alive. Apparently, he enjoys toying with Mama Luigi by detonating washing machines rapidly in succession.

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The Oxy Clean Guy, as he appears in a bomb threat video left on Mama Luigi's stoop

The Oxy Clean Guy (not to be confused with the Cillit Bang guy) is a TV salesman who promotes Oxy Clean detergent products. While his Poop appearances have been seldom in the past, sightings have been reported more often recently.

About

On the surface, The Oxy Clean Guy appears to be an average TV salesman promoting a detergent product. However, he is a deranged bomber with a particular knack for detonating washing machines, by using a strange, blue orb collectively nicknamed "The Ball". This item was later revealed to be the pinball from Sonic Pinball Party, which was imbued with a cursed power after a Japanese child beat Sonic at his own GBA game. He insists that Yoshi uses it to "get the tough stains out". By this, he means Yoshi's cum stains.

The Oxy Clean Guy is one of the sworn enemies of Mama Luigi, issued by The Colonel to capture Mama Luigi dead or alive. Apparently, he enjoys toying with Mama Luigi by detonating washing machines rapidly in succession.

The Oxy Clean Guy is also the fourth loudest character in all of Youtube Poop, next to George the Volcano, Haruhi and Tidyup.

Trivia

  • Likes to shout in his TV commercials.
  • Once appeared in a Bomberman game as that guy who drops blue bombs.
  • Was supposed to get his own video game called "Oxy-Cleanman," which was cancelled after a washer machine mysteriously exploded inside the "DEVELOPMENT ROOM."
  • Often emphasizes to viewers that The Ball can cause combustion with EITHER POWDER, OR LIQUID detergent.