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| − | The demoman is a [[ | + | The demoman is a [[Africans|black]] [[Stegblob|Scottish]] [[Robotnik|cyclops]] with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the [[Soldier]] as well. |
He's also a self-proclaimed meme for this wiki. | He's also a self-proclaimed meme for this wiki. | ||
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The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked Heavy.
This article is filed under Characters.The demoman is a black Scottish cyclops with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the Soldier as well.
He's also a self-proclaimed meme for this wiki.
How The Demoman Came To Be
The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on dope one day, so he hired a Scottish Will Smith to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born.
Jason Everman giving a naughty stare since spamming pictures of the Demoman was not unlike randomly throwing around pictures of Everman.
Quotes
- KABEEEEWM
- I'm a black Scottish CYCLOPS! THEY GOT MORE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES OF ME!
- OH CRAP
- OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!
- What makes me a good demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, WOULDN'T I?
- So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO COHKSURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH!
- I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!
